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Are You A Cookie?

@peachypygmypuff

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me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

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The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

Wow…

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

Please, for all of us... Buy it. Do it for humanity.

I would but for the rad skeleton man to rock your Halloween parties and make your neighbors extremely jealous takes a sacrifice of $99 fucking exactly

a small price to pay to rattle these bones

I've changed my mind, everyone reblog this version instead

When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually Crowley, and then he becomes Jealous. Just who is this other snake anyway? Crowley’s much better looking. His scales are smoother and sleeker and why is this imposter on the angel’s phone? Who does he think he is?? And after he’s had a good long laugh, Aziraphale explains that he didn’t have a picture of Crowley to use, and of course Crowley goes YOU DO NOW, and that’s how Aziraphale got 57 pictures of Crowley on his phone. Just as he planed.

The phrasing just made me think way too much of this and now I’m just laughing

I MEAN. YOU’RE NOT WRONG

I had to draw this 😂

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i am a full-time student working hard to get my degree in design and pursue a career in animation, graphic design, or illustration.

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i finished him

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update: my portfolio professor wanted him in a series

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i think i’ve done some good work today

I’M CRYING

the hottest scene in mcu history is when maria watches those hydra agents on the cameras and just casually pushes against the control panel with her foot and rolls the chair she’s sitting in back and just shoots them right as soon as they open the door. that scene was just *chef’s kiss* beautiful.

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Maria Hill is a Queen and I love her

And here we have a Jacob and Tom losing their shit over a narrator voice while Zendaya is totally done with them

Tom: COULD YOU DO THE INTRO FOR US…. *whispers* please?

Is like giving candy to a 5 year old at night time before bed