drink

drink watter

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

Three blind mice.

I was a cheerleader at university, this was in the UK so not serious at all, but we did go and compete at Nationals which were being held in Bournemouth, a fair distance from our uni in London. One of the girls was like "omg you can stay at my house! My parents live like 30 minutes away." so all 25 of us got on the coach with a blanket and pillow and clothes, expecting to like, stay at a house.

Her house in the New Forest. They had a pool and hot tub, a pool house, and I think 4 or 5 bedrooms and 2 reception rooms. I say "I think" because we weren't actually allowed to stay in the house. Our coach and 2 male members stayed in the pool house, which had a very small room, plus a bathroom which all of us were to share. The rest of us had to sleep in a big tent gazebo thing in the garden. In May in England. When none of us were prepared for camping. It was about 10°c in the night, not comfortable at all.

I very briefly saw the inside of the house when I asked her mother if there was another bathroom because we were running late and i needed to put my contact lenses in, and she shooed me into a cupboard under the stairs. The living room I caught a glimpse of had enough space for all of us to sleep there.

The next day when we got back from the competition, we were given a BBQ dinner! Which consisted of 1 chicken leg and 1 potato each.

For the privilege of staying at her house, we all had to give Nadine £5.

Every time I see a post like this, I think of that time, freezing my ass off, in a mansion garden.

And they wonder why we say Eat the rich.

My dear old mum says "those who are good, give of what they have with their whole hearts, while those who aren't and who have plenty will not give a shit for free". And she is right.

I have had "friends" -- people who I had considered upstanding, trustworthy folks, whom I'd helped and provided for before with no expectation of reciprocity when I was poor and struggling myself because I thought we were friends -- present me with an itemized bill after a car ride. Including cleaning and petrol for their car, which the company they work for pays for. On a black AmEx.

Don't trust rich fucks, they do not see you as people, never mind equals.

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

now she says i need more tranny fluid in me

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

Image ID: a photograph looking down on two people's hands holding mugs with a milky beverage in each. there is black text overlayed over the liquid in both mugs, the top one reads "do something slightly weird today" and the bottom one reads "there are less rules than you think" /End ID

Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

me: *sobbing and crying*

the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house:

let’s take our shirts off and kiss

if my long lost (same sex) best friend who i just remembered i’ve been in love with my entire life said this to me while we arm wrestled (masculinely) with our faces so close we’re breathing each others air and touching for the first time in almost thirty years only a few minutes after i asked him “you’re married? what? to like, a woman?” i would also start throwing up and having panic attacks and try to run away even though it ensures the brutal and untimely deaths of my closest and only friends. while gay.

This is beautiful

What I like is how it is so nakedly obviously why the cop tracked him (Not stopped him, his lights were not on and he gave no lawful orders) Brock flipped the cop the bird when he saw him harassing a woman. This, naturally, isn't in the report because that's not a legal reason to arrest someone.

a tldr of this situation is that a trans man flipped off a cop as he was driving by, which is an action protected under the first amendment, the cop stalked him, pulled him over, beat him until he had a concussion, then lied about it after the fact despite the fact there was video evidence. the trans man was then charged with three bogus felonies, sexually harassed by at least one other officer, and then put in a women’s holding cell. he has lost his job and will likely have extreme difficulty finding another and the officer — who, again, lied about an event that was caught on camera — has not faced any consequences. this man’s life has, as the article states, been ruined by the heinous, though unsurprising, actions of this cop.

fuck cops. abolish the police. and stop erasing the state sanctioned violence being perpetrated against trans masculine people. this is the third story of police violence against a trans man i’ve read about this year, and it’s only been from other trans men talking about it.

Let's all stop being weird in the notes right now, and instead shut up and put your money where your mouth is. I haven't seen his GoFundMe link posted, but as of July 26 2023, an update has explained he's still in need of assistance with bail+legal fees.

Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron

I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it

That’s tumblr babey

tumblr users be like

scrolling through mezuzahs bc i need one for my university dorms. there’s so many pretty ones, people are so creative.

but whats that?

a p’ezuzah. imagine you’re visiting your jewish neighbors, and you reach up to kiss the mezuzah on your way in, and you kiss homer simpson. jewish buzz lightyear. or imagine having to explain to goyim the darth vader in the doorway with a star of david, like yes that does have important scripture inside of it and yes we must kiss it. yes it is darth vader. single handedly the funniest thing ive seen today im ordering a buzz lightyear

penis ensnare and penis beware,

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Some fun with mama Rio

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

Arianna cheating with Spongebob is fucking hilarious

imagine having a wonderful wife, your highschool sweetheart, who stood by and supported you through your musical theatre career and was still sexually attracted to you even though you played Spongebob. Imagine having a newborn baby boy with the woman who tolerated you despite knowing you had spent hours perfecting the Spongebob voice

then ariana grande, the woman known for going after married men and then dumping them (and also known for her racefishing), approaches you and you are like "oh boy that sure sounds swell!"

this is who ariana is fucking, ariana saw this guy with his wife and newborn baby and was like "i cant not fuck him"

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.