me trying to be an active listener: YES no exactly right right right FOR REALLL yeah totally no literally! yeah for sure
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer
sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in
So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?
the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa
This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care
This is how cartoon characters look at you after you hit their head with a mallet
“ Second star to the right … And straight on ‘til morning. ”
i love it when there's a leek in a shopping bag
possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true "MarketHead"
kitten
man. what on earth.
ok i flipped it. sorry
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don’t you hate when you have a Mental Health Moment™ and then you have to deal with your shame about being a freak who can’t control their emotions
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when people ask me for directions i’m sorry. i’m not that kind of girl
Props to the titanic for increasing its death count 111 years later I guess
i’ve noticed a lot of you keep saying things like “i don’t like men” and “men treat people like me badly” and “men categorically oppress women” and “men should be accountable for their behavior” and “please please for the love of god could men stop raping and killing us,” and like….have you even thought about how that makes men feel? so in the future please shut up. uhh, because, um, that would be more progressive of you, or something. thanks
did you really think this post was being sincere?
marginalized people are allowed to hate their oppressors. get better soon!
it's amazing that several people read this post and unironically walked away like "yeah it's important to prioritize men's feelings above all else, i love chastising women for resenting widespread rape and femicide"
like i don't even know what to say