can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars
Crowley + calling Aziraphale Angel
Grandmother got really offended when she said she was nosy and I just said "yeahhh"
Can't stop thinking about this guy. Like just a guy. He's a little odd. He invites me over and we stare at each other. When he finds something really funny he laughs really loud and bends over the arm of the chair and hides his face. He's very vulnerable and quietly confident. Basically I want him carnally
people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
..ive been such a fool
thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day
*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*
ow what the hell
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water
I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.
They look so good
if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
“Hi, this is Anthony Crowley. You know what to do. Do it with style.”
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with