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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
This shot represents Byler perfectly. Both of them are in a closet made out of glass, Mike is deep deep in the closet and Will is halfway out
Murray for the character ask!
The most chaotic man
favorite thing about them
- Willing to go along with anything slightly insane
least favorite thing about them
- He's a bit patronising
favorite line
- So Jonathan, how was the pull out?
brOTP
- Murray/Joyce chaotic besties
OTP
- Murray/Alexei they gossip in russian
nOTP
- Murray/Joyce EW they're besties don't make them date
random headcanon
- He has a pet ferret that like to sit on his head
unpopular opinion
- Murray is perfectly sane for having the level of security that he has.
song i associate with them
- Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles
favorite picture of them
It's just very him
“wow i can’t believe a trans cat girl hacked and leaked the no-fly list. the way we came about this information is so absurd, it’s funny” 🤝 “the actual information that was leaked is abhorrently racist, specifically towards middle eastern and south asian people. that is absolutely not funny and needs to be spoken about without the absurdity of the situation dominating the conversation”
funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend
Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”
Have to admit it took me a second
OKAY OKAY MY TURN TO SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE MYSTERY INCORPORATED CLIPS
if your pet was adopted from an animal shelter, and you can spare just 5 minutes of your time to make the world a little happier, do me a favor and email the shelter you adopted from with an update on how your pet is doing!
it doesn't matter if you just adopted recently or adopted a decade ago. it doesn't matter if you can only write a sentence or two, or "don't have anything interesting to say". and it doesn't matter if you've already sent an update in the past. shelter workers fall in love with our animals the same as forever-home pet owners do, but unfortunately when they leave our care, they essentially disappear overnight and without a trace! even those of us with access to adopter information only see things like your name or address, there's no reassurance that our pets ended up in a good home.
so please just write an email letting us know how loved your pet is, what their favorite toys are, if they like to play or go on hikes. you don't have to sugarcoat it if they're facing challenges either, just promise us that you're doing your best by them. and I promise you that these updates get shared around and they make our days so much better.
Try stuff. Put plants in your room even if you aren’t the best at caring for them. Attempt that dessert recipe even if it turns out ugly. Listen to that music you’ve been meaning to try for a while. The world is full of infinite sources of goodness and the best thing to do it to try and find as many as possible.