if ur sending me asks i am so sorry but tumblr will not let me see. feel free to drop me a message instead ! <3
can you post that video of that anti-immigration guy getting egged on camera
March 2019: Senator Frasier Anning outs himself as a Neo-Nazi after making disparaging remarks about a shooting at a mosque. In response a teenager approached him at a press conference and cracked an egg on his head.
The elated public widely hailed the newly dubbed national hero "Egg Boy" with artworks being made in his image, and $100,000 raised in order to help him "buy more eggs".
Anning lost his seat in the next election, and his party was deregistered. He was declared bankrupt only a year later, and by 2021 authorities announced that they could no longer locate Anning, suspecting he had fled the country.
truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology (TM) skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.
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I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!
See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe
ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE
*foreman scratching his head and frowning at blueprints* So we all know the tao that can be named is not the eternal tao. So we kept lookin' until we found a tao that couldn't be named, but wouldn't you know it, that wasn't the eternal tao either. Right now we're on our third nameless tao and the county board's breathing down our necks to finalize the permit, so we got a truck headed in from Houston, but see, we can't find out where it is or when it'll get here without naming the damn thing. Last I heard it was at a rest stop down near Mobile. Anyway Barry achieved absolute stillness of the soul yesterday which is helping our budget projections but we're still lookin' at about $7k right down the hole,
My problem is that while I love waking up early, I also fucking hate going to bed early. It’s unreasonable, 24 hours is simply not enough time to get everything done each day. I’m a busy man with plenty to do, I should be allowed to go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 5 am and get a solid 8 hours of sleep in the middle. Like why is that too much to ask.
FOR THE RECORD. i am aware that i am cheesy, corny, embarassing, cringe, stupid, have bad taste, etc. it just means i get to skip to the front of the line at the gates of heaven
I wish applying to jobs didn't cause massive psychic and emotional damage
Maybe stop dating in general if you feel the need to break things your partners enjoy
THIS!!!!!











