i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

what about fuckin gay n nasty

there is one thing i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

me and the girlies watching rot and decay occur

me and the girlies watching you trying to spell mushroom

just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

oh how sad that “family” meaning queer is dying out. that’s always been such a lovely code word.

So excited for Halloween 🎃

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

some sort of earthworm woim, with leggie like arm tentacles and flatwormie eye spots

I don’t want to work i want to think about tv shows all day like a normal person

Knowing this was the original comic just makes this so much funnier

The first comic is an accurate experience of growing up as the child of a civil engineer, though, I can tell you that much.

shes fat

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

It’s always Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny until the Non-binary person is masc presenting

I'm very much an enby who fucking hates being referred to by gendered terms, and i occasionally feel like i have to perform femininity to be allowed to be considered androgynous because I'm amab