so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
i can’t deal anymore
this is beautiful
Fuck you
Tag yourself, I’m above such unnecessities and I’d need a PowerPoint presentation.
Let My Words Wash Over You
Summary: Jace comes back from a rough hunt, his body a tight line of tension. Simon knows exactly how to relax his alpha.
Tags: Alpha Jace, Omega Simon, Praise Kink, Bottom Simon, Top Jace, Knotting
Disney Characters Reimagined As Pokemon Evolutions.
SKINNY THE POOH
I cannot believe y’all made Pooh a twink
Harringrove with peircings
Alright I have been thinking about this and I have come to terms with this shit.
If Billy got anymore peircings it would probably be when he is out of Neal's house and on his own. Like I feel like he would get either a tongue peircings or a lip peircings because... Yeah just look at the boy. I also feel like when he is coming to terms with himself he would REFUSE to put anything in the gay ear. But when he does he has Steve with him and Steve is obviously smiling so much at his boyfriend. I also feel like Billy loves dangling earrings and during Christmas time Steve gets him a Christmas themed earing or earings. Then I also feel like he would get his belly button or nipples peirced because our boy is a fucking weirdo but he only wears the nipple peircings once in a while and the belly button peircing when he's walking around his and Steve's apartment either shirtless or naked. (Plus I feel like Steve would love his tongue peircing.)
Ok, Steve I feel like would have done some in highschool because he's a dumbass. Like I feel like him and Robin if they were friends before scoops ahoy would play truth and Dare and Steve would end up with a peirced nose by the end of the night because hes high and he isn't a pussy. But when he wakes up he is so self conscious about it because like after Nancy he isn't as confident yet. And he puts a bandaid on his nose because he's afraid to take it out. Then I feel like he would get curious on his own because he has grown to like the peircing and get a bar on the top of his ear. Like no one would notice it hopefully. He would normally hide it with his hair. But when he finally takes the band-aid off his nose only few people notice. Probably only Billy because he's the only one that's literally so close to the boy.
the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok
Not gonna say it, but we all know what I’m thinking
who’s tryna be the kristen to my dakota
i’m here babe i’m here
can’t see what’s right in front of you
a Daphne/Velma fic for the mistaken identity section of my femtropebingo, also here on ao3
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At some point Velma wondered if perhaps she should get contacts as having her glasses seemed to be nothing but trouble.
They were always smudged and in the job of monster hunting it was never helpful.
Also she tended to lose them at the most inconvenient times.
“Here Velma,” The blurr that she only knows is Daphne because of her voice and the splashes of purple she can make out said, and then her glasses were lightly settled back on her face and she blinked and the sudden restoration of her vision.
Even in the dark she make out Daphne’s amused smile, “Lost them again?”
“It’s a curse.” Velma sighed and readjusted them slightly, “Thanks.”
“Maybe that’s the real mystery we should be looking into.” Daphne teased and at the reminder of their mystery at hand Velma straightened up.
“Speaking of mysteries, I think I found a clue.” She looked around the room they were, trying to recount where she had been before she’d tripped and lost her glasses.
“You were over here.” Daphne offered, reaching out to take Velma’s hand and walking her to the corner of the room that is starting to look familiar.
Another time she might wonder about the warmth of Daphne’s hand in hers and wish it wasn’t so dark so she could actually see Daphne properly but there’s a mystery to be solved so Velma puts it from her mind and focuses on where she needs to be.
“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”

I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”

I will never not reblog this
It just kept getting better
I cannot believe Robert Pattinson
I’M SCREAMING
carlisle thinkin about premarital sex before 1921
carlisle thinkin bout premarital sex in 1921 after catching a glimpse of esme’s bare ankle
jeff goldblum really went “SKSKSKSKSKSKS”
*Stats class being totally quiet while taking a test*
Edward: SHUT. UUUUPPPPPPPP.
Entire class: ??
Emmet’s mind:
Dang no kidding! These grinch ads are PULLING ZERO PUNCHES.
I dunno how this helps advertise a movie for children, but grinch is woke, dang.
W-what are you saying here, grinch
All right grinch THAT is taking it too far





