i'll interrogate the cat.

i’m going to keep it real with you tumblr userbase… if we don’t want tumblr as we know it completely ruined you’re probably going to have to flood tumblr on the app store with 1-star reviews. we need to make their ANALYTICS hurt. we need to make management scared. we need to explain in those reviews exactly why we are mad. say what we don’t want changed (or do want changed back). i am so serious.

the tumblr app still currently sits at four stars, despite MASSIVE userbase and sitewide backlash to the current features and updates.

we need to change that.

since tumblr staff claim to not be taking away chronological feed, you do not need to put that in your review. here’s a post about all the other things you can complain about

[ID: A screenshot of the Tumblr app on Apple’s app store, which is rated at four stars. /End ID.]

I think when they made rouge the bat they just had the concept of "what if we took one of our trademark funny little guys and just made one of them cunty as fuck"

Congratulations on making me fucking wheeze

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Ed Gamble says, "It was 97 minutes of utterly wasted time." Lou Sanders replies fondly, "I've never seen such a well-dressed loser though." End ID.]

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

i love u gay people who live in my phone because i can post “i’m a lesbian who is kind of a guy” and everyone understands

who am i to resist the siren call of dog-ifying my dnd characters

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

you people are not fucking reaching heaven

blocklist in these notes I'll go to valhalla for that hedgehog

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

@elodieunderglass

Oh thank you so much! I love hearing about the activities of normal men!

sometimes junk email is good

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

I got very loudly deadnamed and misgendered multiple times at the doctors office today. This new receptionist ignored the preferred name on my profile to deadname and misgender me loudly, louder than she talked about anyone else in the waiting room. My birth certificate says "F" nex to sex, my medical documentation reflects this, and I was still deadnamed and misgendered.

And the saving grace was a woman and her child. I wear cat-ears and the child too young to speak loved them, and kept pointing and looking at me. I'm assuming her mother kept saying "yeah, she's wearing cat-ears", "yeah, that woman has cute cat-ears", and the like. Her child was enamoured with them, and that woman didn't misgender me once. And each time my very obviously masculine deadname name came up, she looked upset at the receptionist, but not once did she give me a bad look.

It doesn't have to be much. You don't need to be a knight in shining armour, or in someones face. Simply a quiet refusal to play along with someone elses bullshit is enough. It was enough to turn a trying and tiring moment into something that put a smile on my face and joy back into my life. It wasn't a lot but it mattered to me.

#your love for trans people should outweigh your hatred for transphobes #that's how you know you're doing it right 👍 [x]

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

i don't think you guys know what a sweep is

it's a sweep as long as i vote for it