asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me
dumb comic about gamer acronyms
so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing
weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D
the water
literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce
So there I was, barbecue sauce on my kitty...
tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you
I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment. It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!
reblog to get jiggled
Some cats LOVE to be jiggled. When Dada was young, we discovered that her favorite thing in the world was to leap onto a small rug and hunker down while two people pushed the rug rapidly back and forth. If she saw us kneel next to the kitchen rug she’d come running and fling herself onto it to be jostled vigorously for as long as we had the stamina to do it.
Jerma day of the week pictures for your viewing pleasure
Splatoon 3 should have this as a win animation
putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are



