if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

Lafayette is perfect!

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Why does this pigeon even have a twenty dollar bill. Pigeons had better not have capitalism.

bag of wees

weed

do not reblog this

I meant to say bag of weed

boy: hey what was today’s math homework?

girl: page 56 questions 5-18

boy: thanks. do you finger yourself?

roses are red minimum wage

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

Okay but this is obviously glass???

bitch!!!!!!!!

who made a grunge edit of icarly

what is this cotton ball doing outside

this is where the moon goes when it sets

I be knowin I’m cute, but I be knowin I’m ugly too

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

im gonna shark tank this

^lol

Her Calvins 😍😍😍

who is she

I really went through 4 years of high school and never got assigned a fake baby to watch and take care of

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50