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miracle machines

@pawjob / pawjob.tumblr.com

18+ blog, am 19. go follow my girlfriends' art blogs @saffron-sketches and @lunasn0wfall // also dms are open if u wanna chat about like, pokemon or something

puppysubs will see a post that's like "aw are you in heat, poor thing" black out and reblog it

puppysubs will see a post that says "I want to put you in a collar" black out and reblog it

puppysubs will see a squirrel and go fucking nuts

This is a joke, but my bf will literally stop mid-sentence and shout squirrel like he’s Up dog

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what's Up dog?

Not much, what’s up with you?

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Btw they might have been exported to other websites or something, IDK, but just so you new people from reddit know, THE most annoying comments you can make on a post are

  • "You can see the userbase aging in real time"
  • "We're running out of posts to make"
  • "THIS!" or "Preach!" or any variation to that effect
  • "Louder for the people in the back"
  • "Why isn't anybody talking about this"
  • "You don't get content like this on any other site"

You can use this information for good (self improvement) or for evil (annoying people) but know that I will block you in a heartbeat if you add any shit like that to one of my posts

did actually get to give a pawjob today except i did none of the work so it was more like a pawvacation. pawunemployment