the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

his transmasc swag

im not even just saying shit

I love when people call the main guy from jamiroquai "jamiroquai" like that's his name. His name is Jay Kay. The guy with the funny hat is Jay kay

This is round 1 of determining the best K.K. song.

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

— surely temple

Vitriol from Megami Tensei Gaiden: Last Bible Special

It’s so funny when anyone asks me about how I plan on being a good representative of queer people and my ethnicity through my art. Good rep is whatever gets my rocks off hope that’s helpful

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

Google watching me type “pocket pussy popping rigorously in car exhaust gif”

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll have you know I'm tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.

Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video, he used a list of things from Wikidata, pared it down to about 8000 things that most people would have heard of, and made a website where people voted for the best option in randomly selected pairs of things.

Pizza was voted the 9th best thing, making it the best food. Bees weren't in the top 10 best things, but they won 77% of matchups to be selected as the best creature, followed by emperor penguins and hedgehogs. Bisexuality didn't place in the top 10 either, but it won 73% of matchups compared to heterosexuality winning only 45%. (Orgasms were the highest ranked sexual thing, and were miraculously ranked at number 69.) I think the windmill is supposed to stand for electricity, which was the second place winner. And the winner of "best thing" was sleep.

Cancel culture strikes again

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

no more jimmy. it’s Peepa time

Hooooooly fuck look at this bih!