WE DOING CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS

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@drukhari

You want me to turn on automatic software updates? The thing that made Murderbot commit mass murder?

"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

A certain je ne sais paw

"If cats could talk to cops they wouldn't"

Sticker seen in St Imier, Switzerland

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

part 2/2

needed to bring this important venn diagram here

oh my fucking god.