ne0n-rust
boyfriend and i got into an argument about whether or not gnomes live underground. he has stormed off to look for his “gnome book”
motherfucker has a gnome book
Tell your boyfriend his little gnome book is wrong, (Scandinavian) gnomes live in barnes, stables, attics and haylofts😤😤😤
the happy ending to this story is actually that he admitted some gnomes can live above ground, after i was appropriately impressed by his gnome book
I’m simply a hopeless romantic who enjoys absolutely disgusting things in bed. Sue me.
our time is limited and beautiful and wonderful not unlike a katamari level
‘you’re hot’
‘thank you!! can i see your cock?’
it worked