Behold...

I know. I did. I feel a sense of dread every time I consider going back to Disney world.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

stop putting the boomer sex pest on my dashboard

I think they’re talking about the wonderbread guy. 

Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.

Don’t do this. Do not.

I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.

Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.

Use Paypal Invoices. 

I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes. There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission). And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.

ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you. And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.

ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem.

However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences

>> Shipping Preferences

>> Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set!

As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation. 

I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word.

Very important!

As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you.

1. Use PayPal invoices

2. Don’t treat PayPal like a bank- use it as intended, to move money. Too many artists let their PayPal balance sit and then get locked out of it. Get that money in your bank!

3. If at all possible, do not immediately spend that money in the bank- hang on to it and budget for delays.

If art is your business you need to treat that money as “business money”; when I did commission work, I wouldn’t consider that money spendable until the transaction was completed, a.k.a the commission is *finished*. If you need to adjust how you charge (half up front, half upon completion, charge a nonrefundable deposit for the time, ect) do that.

Since the OG post is like from 2016: paypal invoices let you untick a box for “this is a digital product and does not ship” now btw

It’s that easy!

Pay your damn artists people! This is why I make sure I have the money before I commission something. 

they dont tell you this at costco orientation but Turns out that the most insane sloppy head game on earth belongs to married soccer moms.

But only an Ikea Lord could know this information. How did you-

finally some real prepping

The mead makers shall rise! With every drop of honey and yeast, we get more and more powerful. Now, time to for me to make a good cherry melomel mead to last me through the winter. A good Nordic witches brew.

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

witches

wizards

everybody’s always so worried about short kings getting carried off by predatory birds i’ll have you know the birds are Not planning to eat them and i know Several men under 5’6” who have had full and happy lives after having been raised in a nest

An eagle wrote this post

You say that but I think it's the midget king with a bird fetish writing this post.

i need a STRONG ORC WOMAN to hold me VERY TENDERLY

I’d like to recommend the new She Hulk series to you.

you might as well recommend an antique collector visit IKEA

lilibat, you are wrong and disgust me.

Won't lie, I played the sonic game and loved it. Fate, on the other hand, scared me emotionally and forced me to deal with terrible sex scenes. Decide what you will of this information.

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

he did not ask to be in a mobile gacha just look at him

I just needed mobile gacha assualt Kermit on my dash.

The fact that Tamamo is a Korn fan sends me.

Hot sauce... And records! You'd see me here every Friday with a bowl of wings ready to party.

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

new yorkers are not smart enough to have built such a complex edifice

How does it stand?

Spite. For who or what? I don’t know but they’re sure as hell trying to spite it. 

I visit a wise monk cloistered away from the world for decades, his eyes near blind from having written tomes by mere candlelight. I ask him for insight. He says "Breaking Bad? Why not Fixing Good?" before dying immediately of a massive heart attack.

This guy is way wiser than that stupid old monk wtf I should've just stayed on tumblr rather than climbing that dumb steep mountain for nothing

The Monk was sharing the same wisdom. You were just not ready to understand it for yourself. In your weakness, pawgliacci exposed this wisdom to you, only for you to diss the wise monk, whom in his final breath blessed you with these questions to ponder. For wisdom is rarely ever received nor given, but taken through understanding for oneself.  

Sometimes you need to just sit outside, stare at a tree, and remember that God created all of this.

It’s good for the soul.

@qwertyu858

And they said ck2 is only good for patricide and war crimes smh

In reward for the head pat the cat then lays waste to Europe in your name.