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I don't know what I am but hi

can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019

anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side

anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important

As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.

Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….

Futurama: 10 layers of science jokes and sci-fi trope subversions going on at all times Me: you have to see this show they go to the gas station and the robot is drinking gas

I like the show because when they wanted to do an episode about aliens getting 1000-year old Earth cable, they accurately reflected which star system would be a thousand lightyears away from Earth, but then when the characters go to the 1940s via time warp the ship’s chronograph turns into a pinup calendar. 

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Fry fucked his grandma and fathered himself

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And that actually becomes a major plot point in a future episode.

Futurama is one of those shows that has some super thought-provoking moments. Some over the top silly dumb moments. And both of those things can be super important

my girlfriend and i were in line for the spiderman ride at universal yesterday and a person behind us goes “you know when we could have needed spiderman??? 9/11. he could have stopped those buildings from falling with his webs”

quite possibly one of the most baffling set of words ever spoken. and it was said by a boomer so you know it wasn’t a joke

was it this guy

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

sacrifice plays tony stark has been willing to make (and has made) in the mcu:

  • iron man 1: commanded pepper to blow up the stark industries roof with him still on it in order to stop ironmonger, knowing it could potentially kill him as well 
  • avengers: flew a nuke through a wormhole into space on a suicide mission in order to destroy the chitauri armada and save the world
  • iron man 3: in a deleted scene, tony took out his arc reactor to use as a defibrillator to save a young boy’s life, and went into cardiac arrest as the shrapnel crawled further and further towards his heart 
  • age of ultron: placed himself underneath a falling city to blow it up before it caused global destruction, knowing he may not walk away 
  • infinity war: begged strange not to trade the time stone away to spare his life after thanos had impaled him and was about to finish him off with the gauntlet
  • endgame: wielded the infinity stones to turn thanos and his entire army to dust, knowing the price was his own life

sacrifice plays thor has been willing to make in the mcu:

  • thor 1: offered his life in exchange for loki to cease his attack on the town and his newfound friends
  • infinity war: risked killing himself in order to forge stormbreaker for the chance to kill thanos
  • endgame: practically begged to put the gauntlet on to snap everybody back before tony stopped him because he wasn’t in any mental condition to make that choice

sacrifice plays natasha romanoff has been willing to make (and has made) in the mcu:

  • aou: was willing to stay on sokovia and die with everybody she thought they wouldn’t be able to save before fury surprised them with the helicarrier
  • endgame: sacrificed her own life on vormir to give the team the chance to bring everybody thanos dusted back

sacrifice plays clint barton has been willing to make in the mcu:

  • aou: shielded the young boy in his arms with his own body when ultron started shooting in their direction
  • endgame: was also willing to sacrifice his own life on vormir but natasha beat him to it
  • endgame: could be argued that offering himself up as the guinea pig for the time travel test run was a form of a sacrifice play 

sacrifice plays bruce banner has been willing to make in the mcu:

  • ragnarok: changed into hulk to help thor save asgard, risking relinquishing all control to hulk, knowing he may never be able to turn back
  • endgame: wielded the gauntlet to bring everybody back, at great physical cost (he didn’t even know for sure if he’d even survive it)

sacrifice plays steve rogers has been willing to make in the mcu:

  • the first avenger: jumped on a (fake) grenade
  • the first avenger: flew a plane into the arctic to save his country

i really don’t understand why steve is painted as the noble, self-sacrificing hero when the rest of the avengers have actually been willing to make more sacrifice plays than he has?? steve isn’t even in the top half of the list!! tony has first place with the amount of times he’s been willing to lay his life on the line to save others yet he’s often painted as selfish and egotistical. post-tfa, steve legit became all talk. in endgame, he told everybody else to do “whatever it takes” while not really putting in the same effort himself. and in the end, he just went back in time and rewarded himself with a long happy life, abandoning everybody else in the present. he got everything back, while; tony sacrificed his life and left behind a family, nat sacrificed her life for clint’s family, thor had to accept his entire family and best friends are all dead, and bruce has to live with a physical handicap and the loss of nat. honestly, don’t talk to me about how noble and morally superior captain america is because endgame proved that he kinda isn’t… 

remember steve made that comment in the first avengers movie. before he made all of those sacrifices 

@libertybill

Selling the name if my first born to the highest bidding Hollywood studio. (Gosh I hope my kid is named John Wick 4).

Thank god i named my kid “Avengers Endgame, in theaters April 26th”