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Pattii

@patti-with-an-i

Hi! My name is Patti and I laugh in uncomfortable situations in hope of making them less awkward.
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I got bored do you guys like it? c:

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I literally felt like I did not have a choice.

Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog. 

…okay.

did i even really have a choice?

okay robin williams

i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions

just gonna reblog…

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Source: in-halebliss
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One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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I love it when I go on pandora and my favorite song plays first

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Most of my nights consist of listening to Jesse McCartney, staking people on Instagram, and sleeping on the floor

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We've got no place to go, caught up in a rodeo. Oh, no. Please, god tell me we're dreaming

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Children, remember to keep your butts to yourself please-thank you