Patron Saint of Mistaken Identity

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u 

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

please consider

A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

Pokemon Heritage Post

I’m still cry laughing at this I love this fucking show

OFFICE ESSENTIALS SERIES: splatoon weapon concepts by yours truly

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

This one shall do nicely.

35 miles, happy 24 hours.

24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

It's ok, take your time

Hog swill

Might take a minute.

Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

Buddy???

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.

What

What the hell

It is where I live, and it's a big city.

sorry you had to find out this way

: 🎼❤️🎼

This is why I hate competitiveness in the arts. I hate award shows. I don’t care about box office/sale returns or what most critics have to say (most of my favorite movies and album releases went overlooked by audiences or panned by critics).

If we expect too much based on the approval of others, nothing will ever get done.

I do think we should kill nintendo with a steel chair for their game pricing btw

i love that halo can die from the broken steam pipes at the start of the first game... uh oh earth is really in trouble now, halo went out broccoli style

Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just. banana to see me.

Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing

girl are u Ok i just threatened to stab you why are you kicking ur legs and giggling

and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!

congrats on your first good one! (:

hey uh. theres a beast on your post.

a breast? 🥵 men's? 🥵🥵

back down to zero good posts ):

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following: