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This is Patrick

@patrik-star / patrik-star.tumblr.com

is mayonnaise an instrument? hi i live in bikini bottom and spongebob is my best friend. send me asks if you want to know more!
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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

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my dad at 24: im gonna get married go to the US and start my own business with 30 dollars in my pocket

me at 24: i already went to wing stop this week and im to shy to go again because what if the cashier recognizes me

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35 thousand million girls die of hunger every year because their roommate is in the kitchen when they want to make something

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting