from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

Big fan of diehard lord of the rings fans because you’d think they’d be out of things to say but every once in a blue moon they’ll come up with the funniest post I’ve ever seen in my life

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

some straight people need to relearn boundaries and respect lmao……some of them have gotten WAY too comfortable navigating lgbt culture & making jokes about lgbt matters & adding their own uncalled-for opinions to lgbt discourse & i’m NOT here for it

oh i should have written cishet people instead of straight! this post is applicable for the way cishet people interact with trans issues, gay issues, & intracommunity lgbt issues that they should not have opinions on in general

Hereditary (2018)

this is the funniest thing harry ever said

Classic Roonil

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

This just keeps getting better and better

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

nature is supernatural

Tony Stark would kill the met gala every year you can’t convince me otherwise

this is hands down the funniest thing i have ever read in my life like i don’t watch marvel movies but isn’t he the guy who wears a suit all the time thats basically elon musk

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.

pins from the 80’s

New group chat pictures