His url used to be just "jim"
Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
There u go now its about the ides of march
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
so i used to LOVE classical composers/music and classicaloid, and i wanted to combine those two :}
redrew some classicaloid scenes with the actual composers, HAGAHSH I LOVE EM
Franz Liszt was truly one of the men ever
- became a lifelong alcoholic to cope with his depression at about 16
- was proud of being Hungarian. Did not speak Hungarian
- Czerny thought young Liszt's playing was a mess (but fortunately saw potential in the kid)
- penned his academic/historical writings with truly extravagant purple prose
- was a Lord Byron fanboy and tried to steal his look
- was a fail dad who was too busy touring and being a sex object to take care of his 3 kids. essentially left them in the care of his relatives for the entirety of their childhood
- sure did look ratty as hell, like he was desperately in want of soap and a hairbrush
- was apparently hot enough to turn the heads of men as well as women. fans basically wanted his gamer boy bath water. Even in his old age some people were down horrendous for the gangly rat man
- wrote a whole book about his genuine appreciation of the Romani and their contributions to Hungarian music, yet also fell into romanticizing them as untamed transcendental musical geniuses
- was mocked by the press for making too much Expressions(TM) while playing the piano
- wrote "vibrato" on a piano score at one point
- alongside his original music, also wrote an impressive amount of what were basically impossible piano covers
Dang steampunk genre suits Schubert and his lieder very much… <3
Me when someone says historical figures aren’t relatable
Yeah but did you hear about that time Schubert’s foot fell asleep while he was writing a letter to his brother and then he fell asleep because Schubert is 100% the most relatable composer ever
how-very-curreeus
So seeing as people enjoyed this relatable Schubert content I’m here to tell you that there is much more
“I spent all my money in like two days now what the HECK am I gonna do”
“MY FRIENDS NEVER TEXT ME BACK CAN YOU DRAG THEM FOR ME” coupled with “Tell mom I’m doing laundry but I need pants so”
“Dear Mayerhofer stop being an asshole just because you vape, also @Hans Senn”
“WHY DO YOU NEVER TEXT ME B A C K ARE YOU DEAD OR SMTH”
“This asshole plays lute but he only knows Wonderwall and All the Small Things pls help”
And finally, one of my favourites:
WHEN YOU’RE SO GAY WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND SCHOBER THAT YOU LITERALLY MAKE A SHIP NAME TOGETHER
how-very-curreeus
GOOD NEWS: THERE IS MORE
“idk man I had a big lunch and now I’m tired I’m probably not making sense”
THIS BOY CANNOT SPELL AND I LOVE HIM
“I saw some prince’s cloak in a museum but it was p shit ngl :/”
“AYYYYYY BRO LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THIS P U S S Y I AM GETTING” (This one was literally addressed to his b r o t h e r I cannot believe)
2am shitposts featuring Nero are in right now, apparently
And this saga:
“IF YOU AREN’T GONNA SUCK MY DICK THEN JUST MARRY SOME GIRL IDGAF” (For extra humourous context: in the letter immediately before he’s literally p i n i n g after this guy I love)
HOLY SHIT UPDATE: IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS DRAMA THERE’S A BOOTY CALL
LIKE THIS IS THE ENTIRE LETTER IT’S LITERALLY A FUCKING B O O T Y C A L L I CANNOT BELIEVE
Psst, can I still pass another relatable thing will you??:
“LIKE THE ONE THAT GOES FROM ASGARD STRAIGHT TO THE SHIT HOLE OR LISTENING TO SOME HEAVY METAL.”
Page 7 and 8 of my fancomic “The Note book” :D
I gave up trying to make links to the previous pages, it was to complicated for me :[ so you’ll have to search for the previous pages yourselves
Bonus:
Page 5-6 :D I think there will only be 2 more pages, I think… I hope you are still enjoying this!
Part 1-2:https://chiruru07.tumblr.com/post/165627599305/page-1-2-about-schuberts-note-book-d-more-to
(I don’t know how to make links pertty and nice)
Page 1-2 about Schubert’s note book :D more to come when I got the time :P
To be continued!
I wasn’t planing on doing a comic out of this :/ but I happy with it anyway
Would be happy to hear what you think :)
It's thanks to Kazuki Takahashi that I will always remember this short king, and damn am I grateful.
Thank you for everything ♡
i love anime composers with two brain cells
beethoven, probably
Beethoven:so i can either cook the gyoza at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Kanae: beethes nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK GYOZA FRIEND
Beethoven: FLOOR IT?
Kanae: BEETHES NO
Beethoven: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 FOR ONE SECOND?
Kanae: BEETHES YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Beethoven: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE GYOZA
Kanae: BEETHES P L E A S E
‘The Tempest Sonata’
One of my favourite Beethoven piece to listen to. I will add this later for my little Classicaloid fanbook project. Man, drawing this in high quality is like composing a symphony. Rekt.