reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

I am losing it

fnaf movie was great my fav part was when purple guy showed up and said "it's purplin' time" and purpled all over the place

ao3 goes down and I become a dirty, dirty cheap little fanfiction.net whore.

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

Gonna send this to my husband so he can chuckle and then not change

Offence very much taken

right after they commended him for not having spiders in his song

i don't really ship charlie and dee, but can i just say charlie letting dee borrow his jacket is cute yes?

Which episode is this from?

i see no difference

life has become so much better since deciding to consume media with unbridled joy. i don’t care if people think it’s cringe, i don’t care if there are flaws. i can simultaneously acknowledge these faults while loving and consuming media that brings me joy.

#I am unwell

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

Keep reading

I… uhh… wow 😮

This is probably the best meta for any tv show I’ve ever read ever. Point blank. Period. Yass Queen. Slay

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP NEIL GAIMAN HOW COULD YOU???

man that good can really omens

To add to the overall conversation I also think that to Aziraphale asking Crowley to become an angel again was not fundamentally changing Crowley because Aziraphale keeps insisting that at his core Crowley is good therefore making him a “real” angel again was just letting him be his self in a safe way where they could be together