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@pathetic-dumpling / pathetic-dumpling.tumblr.com

·this is a side blog, so i follow/like/reply with my main! (luova-lola)· ·they/them· ·if you don't like c!dream you probably won't like this blog! i tag everything so you can easily block whatever you want·
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Hello! I'm Pathetic Dumpling; you can call me Hayden or Dumpling, I don't mind which! I am just a funky little guy, but I love when people shout into the void at me. Those people are cool. I have lots of opinions on many DSMP dynamics. Feel free to ask about them!

I am a c!Dream, c!Technoblade, and c!Philza enthusiast, I wanna see my boys get a healing arc STAT. Doomsday trio, my beloved.

CC's DNI mostly as /j but a little as /srs. Do not perceive me i WILL cry

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dr3amofagame

dsmp hot take: MICHAEL MCCHILL LORE COULDVE BEEN THE BEST THING WE EVER HAD IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARED ABT THE SMALLER STREAMERS ON THE SERVER. every day i mourn what we couldve had. possible c!dream dynamics. syndicate michael maybe? his radio shit was COOL and i miss it sm

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strongly agree / agree / ambivalent / disagree / strongly disagree / don’t care whatsoever

id say that michael lore was p cool for sure but i don't remember it really going in any significant directions unfortunately 😞 then again i could literally never catch one of his streams bc he exclusively streamed when it was like 4 am for me

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dr3amofagame
Anonymous asked:

L’Manberg was never oppressed (except by their own governments) and I’m tired of pretending they were

strongly agree / agree / ambivalent / disagree / strongly disagree / don’t care whatsoever

like re: the revolution especially every argument for "wah the lmanburgians were being treated sooo badlyyyy by dream smp" just isn't worth entertaining at this point . L + ratio + try not being assholes next time

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do you guys ever think about how c!quackity LIKED the torture. Like straight-up admitted to liking it. Fully with his whole chest embraced sadism. Doesn't regret it. Never recants any of this out loud. Never opens the door to the possibility that he was wrong.

Tortures a guy for three months straight, then shrugs and goes back to his day job.

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ooohhhh the urge to be vile back at tommy apogists is soo strong. stop projecting your stupid fucking woobified fantasies onto a pre-existing narrative and getting upset when things are the exact way you want them to be and for the love of god stop sending people death threats bc they like a FICTIONAL CHARACTER whoes action are NOT REAL

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judgehangman

Oh I completely forgot to report this to y’all but i am absolutely delighted to inform you that in light of the finale, c!Dream was actually removed from the Pure Evil Villains wiki (remember that one?) after a removal proposal that was posted the day after the finale by virtue of being, allegedly as a lot of people on the wiki already suspected, “just a tragic well-intentioned extremist, not pure evil” meaning that the wiki in which c!Dream’s article was at some point made up entirely of bizarro world lore and listed Building among c!Dream’s abilities has better and more reliable lore takes than the literal lore updates accounts

Absolute respect to them, fair enough

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love c!rivals duo aus where dream is a weird little freak with so many problems who is also kinda a dick and techno just kinda squints at him for a bit and then goes 'yeah. he's good.'

lilo picking out the worst dog in the shelter vibes.

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going through old files and ive been staring at this in my folders for literally all year and im just gonna post so it can stop haunting me (April 2022)