Pinned Postpathetic-dreamyFollowLiam: What do you consider to be your best quality?Harry: Well, I'm a real people person.Zayn: I don't answer stupid questions.Niall: I speak Dutch.Louis: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.#louis tomlinson#liam payne#harry styles#zayn malik#niall horan#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#source: that 70s show#OT5
pathetic-dreamyFollowZayn: There's nothing to do.... Liam: You can wash the dishes you promised to wash about a week ago. Zayn: *pulls out his phone* Nevermind. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#liam payne#ziam#source: incorrect quotes generator#incorrect ziam
pathetic-dreamyFollowHarry, barging in: Syphilis! Liam: Harry: Liam: Pardon? #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#liam payne#lirry#source: the alienist
pathetic-dreamyFollow*At the X-Factor*Louis, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a singer. I'm gonna have to be a criminal.#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#source: parks and rec
pathetic-dreamyFollow*During Covid*Liam: I can’t wait for this quarantine to be over. Zayn, emerging over 3 blankets: We’re in quarantine?!Liam: Yeah, why do you think I don’t go for a run with Harry every morning?Zayn: I thought you were just coming to your senses. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#liam payne#harry styles#source: twitter#ziam#lirry#incorrect ziam
pathetic-dreamyFollowPaul: Louis, were you paying any attention to what I was saying?Louis: Definitely! On an unrelated note, did you know that the ceiling has 234 tiles#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#paul higgins#source: tumblr#dad and son
pathetic-dreamyFollowNiall: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.Harry: How so?Niall: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#niall horan#source: twitter#narry
pathetic-dreamyFollowZayn: Do you have a bobby pin? Louis: Yeah. *searches in his hair* Louis: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#zouis#source: friends#incorrect zouis
pathetic-dreamyFollowLiam: The stars are so beautiful... Zayn: They're just giant balls of gas. Liam: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Zayn: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Liam: Oh... #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#liam payne#source: tumblr#ziam#incorrect ziam
pathetic-dreamyFollowZayn: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#zayn malik#source: twitter
pathetic-dreamyFollowLouis, texting a picture of a tattoo: Hey, is this guy from a cartoon show? Harry: Oh, yeah, that’s Grim from Billy and Mandy. Harry: Follow up question…Harry: Why does that look like your arm? #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#harry styles#source: tumblr#larrystylinson#incorrect larry#larry
pathetic-dreamyFollowHarry: Those pants looks great, Zee. Zayn: Thanks. Harry: But I bet they would look even better on Liam's floor. Liam: Are you hitting on Zayn... for me? #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#liam payne#zayn malik#harry styles#ziam#lirry#source: parks and rec
pathetic-dreamyFollowLouis: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Louis: Fruits that do live up to their names? Louis: Orange. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#source: twitter
pathetic-dreamyFollowHarry: Louis annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Niall: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Harry: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#niall horan#louis tomlinson#source: tumblr#larrystylinson#narry#Larry
pathetic-dreamyFollowHarry: *makes Niall a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Niall: *sips tea* Harry: Niall: *finishes tea* Harry: Didn't it taste bad? Niall: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Harry, tearing up: Oh, okay.#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#niall horan#narry#source: tumblr
pathetic-dreamyFollowLiam: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Harry: How can you still say that? Liam: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#harry styles#liam payne#lirry#source: tiktok
pathetic-dreamyFollowNiall: You’re charged with… breaking into a pet store? Harry: I thought the animals might be lonely. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#niall horan#harry styles#narry#source: twitter
pathetic-dreamyFollowLouis: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?Liam: Neither.Liam: Because it's twelve.#one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#liam payne#lilo#source: tumblr
pathetic-dreamyFollowSimon: Stop dating your bandmate! Louis: You know what? I’m gonna start dating him even harder. #one direction#incorrect 1d#incorrect 1d quotes#louis tomlinson#harry styles#Larry#larrystylinson#fuck simon cowell#source: the office
pathetic-dreamyFollowWelcome to The Show#oh my god the best album of all time#I love it#I love you Niall Horan#the show#you could start a cult