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patch of moss

@patchofmoss

she/her | geology, rottmnt, transformers | environmental science student | autistic | 20
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Poly gestalt robots.

Polyamorous robots deciding to become a gestalt to work and fight together.

Poly robots.

"Pharma doesn't deserve to be with Ratchet"

You're right. Pharma deserves better than an ex "friend" who ghosted him, didn't keep up with him at all while he was at Delphi, accused him of working with the DJD as if he was a traitor all along, and then stole his hands so that he could relieve his own crippling inferiority complex <3 Pharma deserves to unpack his reliance on Ratchet in therapy (no doubt a result of the trauma and loneliness on Delphi and how he felt Ratchet was his only friend) and realize that he can do better than being in love with a guy who doesn't give two shits about him and uses the knowledge from their old friendship to hurt Pharma as much as possible

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Pharma would say “I slayed today” and everyone would think he’s just a millennial trying to be cool but really he just confessed and honestly that’s on everyone else

‼️‼️ HEY EVERYBODY GO GIVE TF: EARTHSPARK A GOOD REVIEW ON GOOGLE & IMDB ‼️‼️

Fox News decided to talk about nightshade so now a ton of transphobes are review bombing the show, on google the rating dropped all the way down to 2.7 stars

Please help boost the ratings with good reviews, I think we can all agree we don’t want this show canceled before it can even start

just wanna remind everybody that transformers shows are not primarily or at all dependent on reviews... what they actually depend on is toy sales of stuff they are attached to. so if you want to ensure the show keeps going, buy the toys, or buy the show on dvd or itunes etc.! see this is why war for cybertron got three seasons released even though er, the show was not received well, because everybody wanted the mini masterpiece chug war for cybertron toys. all transformers shows are like this, a lot of shows for toys are. go check out To sell toys on tfwiki. reactionaries could not stop this if they wanted to either by review bombing or boycott, even they were gonna just, not be part of the fandom (assuming they were to begin with, a lot of the review bombers probably are not) because literally hastak does not care, they care about the fact they get revenue from toy sales and the fact people buy into the media, etc. etc., not to mention that they do have some cognizance of 'the community' as it were

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Next paycheck, emptying target’s toys counter.

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

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straightouttacybertron

God I wish I had Photoshop

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stonemadegremlin

time for ur check-up rodimus

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jenn-oddballpunk

Ratchet has his own list. And if your name is on it you better have your ass in his medbay pronto. Ideally medics travel in packs, but there are several alpha medics who will take you down and drag your ass to your appointment.

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hoodlum-on-d-rise

Ratchet, Ambulon, First Aid and the team when you’re 5 minutes late:

‼️‼️ HEY EVERYBODY GO GIVE TF: EARTHSPARK A GOOD REVIEW ON GOOGLE & IMDB ‼️‼️

Fox News decided to talk about nightshade so now a ton of transphobes are review bombing the show, on google the rating dropped all the way down to 2.7 stars

Please help boost the ratings with good reviews, I think we can all agree we don’t want this show canceled before it can even start

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Its ok buddy.

ok but…has anyone else noticed that Megatron just….huddles in a ball when threatened? Because he’s done this before.

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also under the table at Maccadam’s (can’t do screenshot on phone but I’m sure someone can!) and it makes me think that if this is his instinctive reaction, how much bravery and courage it takes him to go out and fight, every time, with all he’s got, and everybody watching, when what his spark is screaming at him is to huddle down, get small, hide until it’s safe again

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swagscream

It kinda makes sense though?

I mean, he worked in mines right, he probably had experience with seismic drills in the event of emergency. When I lived in California, they always told us that in the event of a bad earthquake, you get under something sturdy, you curl up small and protect your vulnerable parts. That way if anything collapsed there’d be a buffer between you and the weight.

With humans, when you crouch and curl, you go to protect your head and neck. For a Cybertronian, wouldn’t they curl in a way to protect the spark/spark chamber?

So maybe its just reverting to the first thing he learned.

When things get dangerous, crouch and curl.

That’s the only pic I have of Megatron huddled under the table

He was a miner, your supposed to curing yourself into a ball under any sturdy shelter and protecting your head in case of cave-ins. Or he just turns into a cute round boi when he’s spooked just cuz.

G1 Perceptor: "Oh poppycock, someone has detonated a Decepticon mine in my laboratory! Quickly, I must rescue my surviving samples! Oh no, I have been detained by these steel cable wires-- Autobots, I require immediate assistance!"

IDW 1 Perceptor: "Someone shot at me, so I have invented a new targeting system, accompanying algorithm, and a unique personal arsenal to ensure I will never be shot again. Simple logic dictates that to reach the highest injury avoidance rate possible, I must eliminate all armed enemies."

I love both versions. lmao

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team