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@pasuunapaholainen

mä opin kerran puhumaan ja kaikki on ollut siitä lähtien alamäkeä (i'm over 18 if people really need to know that)

Vatniks and tankies can't get over the fact that Finland, the Baltic states and Poland still exist (and are much better off without Russia)…. They dream of the day when Russia will re-invade these countries, and if that ever happens you can bet your bottom dollar that vatnik and tankie clowns everywhere will be supporting the imperialism of Russia's ruling class, blaming the victims, mindlessely repeating the Kremlin's propaganda and cheerleading their war crimes from afar. That's one reason why vatniks and tankies also hate NATO, because joining NATO is what prevents Russia from invading….

Why "russians with attitude" prefer to live in western countries, speak english and use westerner sites? move to your glorious mother russia, speak inly russian, and use vkontakte or whatever so normal people won't be forced to see your larping bs

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Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on? Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we're still trying to Pivot to Streaming Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

Just saw a before and after video of a Persian guy getting a nose job

I change my mind I like my nose the way it is actually

When you say nose job, you definitely mean plastic surgery to alter the shape of the nose right? Not the other set of words which typically get -job appended to them? Right?

This is not a question a person with common sense would ask

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Ranskan kieli ja suomen kieli on vähän ku vastakohdat. Ranskassa lausutaan vaan pari ekaa kirjainta ja ne loput kirjaimet on vaan henkisenä tukena, mutta suomessa kaikki kirjaimet lausutaan kitisemättä jumalauta 🔪

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^-^o)

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every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

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Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

My favourite Wikipedia page of all time is definitely the one of aptronyms - aka, names that suit the person who has them. Here are some gems:

This page also contains a section of IRONIC aptronyms, AKA inaptronyms. Here's a sample

Gotta keep this list saved in case I need to fight batman-type villains

Gotta keep this list

saved in case I need to fight

batman-type villains

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.