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there should be some kind of notif for when you post a take so bad that it makes someone pause and check your bio for an age

reblogging isn't enough. I need an impartial third party to go

ⓘ This post made someone check to see whether you're 15 or 27 before reacting.

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

starting a collection

an important addition

creacher

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Has this been done yet-

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

dni if you’re a skeptic, like rum raisin ice cream, dislike poetry, are british, watch documentaries, think merry-go-rounds are thrilling, say good lord unironically, have poor skin quality, started the apocalypse, have strange dreams, are a stalker, murderer, archivist, have a boyfriend, associated with eye imagery, pronounce lol “el-oh-ell”, afraid of spiders, neurodivergent, ace, bi, really really hate the word “spooky”

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | 2023 Oscar Wins

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

@oriiduckko

@shandzii

Hi girl

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

This is so real ♡