19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person. i am not a bad person.

Yeah, I’m a GAMER

Gay And My Emotions are Really love girls

a relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio

Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired

date a girl who fucks everything up

My time to shine

WAKE THE FUCK UP BOI

bubbline is the best❤️❤️❤️

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Do you ever wonder if people wonder about you? Like maybe they saw something today that reminded them of you. Or they heard your name. Or they just really miss you or your voice or your smile. I just wonder about who wonders about me.