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i mean… i guess you’re not wrong, jstor

artist credit goes to eugenia loli

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

where are my museum gift shop memes

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

Wisdom comes with age

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

WHAT PART

OF

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

@aplpaca this is what auditory processing problems feel like

incredible

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

red cross questions before you give blood are like

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

I feel like that dril tweet that goes like “I fight capitalism by saying I have never heard of pringles”

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

‪The typical hipster thinks of themselves as ‘unique’ when they are, in fact, dressing and acting just like everyone else in their little circle— whereas I, a TRUE individual, dress and act like one person only: Ronald McDonald‬