The Wellerman sea shanty keeps getting better omg

looks tenderly into my beloved's eyes: "I hear you and I love your gentle thiccness"

A thundermen for your sampling

mothman !!! (pls use they/them for my indrid ...)

rbs>likes 🦋

I really have questions here.

Shapeshifter didn’t feel like uncatting to make the drink.

I have fewer questions.

@kaden-kitsu

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

I’m gonna scream

i drew every main jojo villain and it only took 500 years (feel free to watch this 40 minute video of me drawing it)

wanted to make a huge post before next semester (which starts tomorrow) and here it is so plz enjoy! (and follow for more!!)

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*pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you wi

Why did you stop? :(

died of the plague

There’s so much info about tucking and gaffs (less so) but to all new trans girls.. just get some cotton panties like boyshorts style and push it back gently.

 Like you might have to do slightly (slightly) more for tighter clothes or different fabrics but like… ya don’t need to tape yourself every day… or ever… and gaffs are good but unless you’re wearing something tight n thin cotton boyshorts or some other strong underwear will do the trick.

 Like all this info pretending like you need special gaffs, tape, to shove ur testes up into your inguinal canal, etc. is classist, physically harmful, and preventatively daunting information to be spreading without disclaimers like this.

Idk if this has been said before but a long time ago another trans lady and I kinda realized we could just wear 2 pairs of underwear and call it a day without taping or anything fancy. Its definitely a cheap alternative and Ive been doing it for 6 years 👍

I wear jeggings to work and when im out and about and I never get looks or comments, idk if this is helpful to anyone tho 😅

to every transfemme person: please read this it will save you so much time, money, and energy

req’d by @bobisreal

odd i haven’t done this one before???? i mean its my ringtone, for someone’s sake

Don’t worry, guys. I made a compilation of the best Griffin McElroy vines, so everything is going to be okay

#this man convinced a woman to marry him #this man produced a child

luv bugs.,..,

Some plague doctor valentines for whoever you find absolutely sickening

whats your hoard

from iguanamouth

This is so important to me

Stuffed animals. I have more than a spoiled 6year old… it’s a problem

Green capitalism is basically people flying in private jets telling people who can’t afford their electricity bill to shower less

No idea why this post is becoming popular with BDSM blogs but thanks for caring about the environment I guess

”So I feel like this is the perfect time for a film like this. I feel like the film has become more important and more relevant today, which is a sad thing.” – Oscar Winner Taika Waititi in the Press Room

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet

I love selkies, they’re like the anti-werewolf. You just become a happy round sphere.

step 1- preform crime step 2- put on coat step 3- you are too adorable to be suspected of crimes

I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I’d love to know how palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate.

For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? Is it pointless to wear heavy armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its soft belly?? What is the truth??!??

Hello, palaeontologist-in-training here! Thought I’d have a little think into this because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be considering T. rex instead?

Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you, Bill Oddie and BBC’s The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs.

As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn’t going to mean shit anyway. T. rex can’t slash at you with claws, so it’s bite or bust, and if it bites YOU’RE bust. So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T. rex butt naked with swords.

So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be hard and wouldn’t do much for long. Don’t rely on this for strategy.

Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal references.

As far as attack goes, the belly is not as weak a spot as it seems. So, point to Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid.

Overall, I’d say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan of attack.

My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer. Also @assassinahsoka this reminds me of your guy who wanted to eat a t rex.