Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

I really do hope that they never find the woman who ruined the Tour de France this year. I hope the international manhunt gets them nowhere and this woman becomes the D.B. Cooper of bad cardboard signs

For those unaware: A woman holding a single handmade sign up to the cameras at the Tour de France accidentally knocked a cyclist at the front of the pack off of his bike, causing a pileup that became the largest mass crash in the race's entire history. She fled the country and there is now an international manhunt to find her and sue her.

People were severely injured. They could have literally died. What the fuck is wrong with y'all

"people" they were french LOL

there are riders from 27 countries in the race this year…

if they wanted to stay happy and healthy they should have stayed out of france

Nintendo Characters Who Are Canonically Anti-Union:

1) Mr. Grizz

2) Toadette

ENEMIES OF THE WORKING CLASS

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately

one of the most annoying breeds of Extremely Online People are white ex-4channers who became leftists but still act like 4channers but w/ sjw buzzwords thrown into their shitty humour instead 

*ends my father’s bloodline*

<3

about to be cleanpilled time to take a based shower

[image ID: the “shout out to women, gotta be one of my favorite genders” meme except it reads “Shout out to Gonzo. Gotta be one of my favorite genders” /end image ID.]

Can’t wait to have an extremely offline boyfriend who is 6’5’’ to whom I say “hey do ever think about how 100 gecs is the mindless self indulgence of gen z” and he picks me up and puts me over his shoulder and takes me to the top of a mountain

Me every single night:

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

back at it again with another uquiz, find out what cursed part of tumblr history you are<3

through my short time renting i’ve realized there are two types of landlords. this knowledge was attained through rigorous, tireless, harvard-level academic research.

mom n pop landlords: broke and greedy so they try to price gouge you

corporate landlords: rich and greedy so they try to price gouge you

I think everyone’s mathematical journey would have been so much easier if they showed you the sine, cosine, and tangent unit circle (R=1) animation in precalc

Below is sine and cosine graph in relation to circle (R undefined)

Below is tangent graph in relation to circle (R=1)

below is all six trigonometric functions on unit circle (R=1)

i have to be honest this makes it worse

it’s very nice to look at but i think i actually understand less

haters will see you cast a cantrip and say you cant afford a spellslot

This is true but like...the background being a cute dog gave me whiplash

The dog is talking

First openly anti imperialist dog, an inspiration to all dogs out there

NO BIDEN NO PUT THE SHOVEL DOWN

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