THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

this is how harry styles sees the world

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

howdy

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

Chubby guys are hot. Pass it on.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblog pls

Fuck @yahoo

Reblog if you RP using Discord

hunterspath:

Gonna be plenty of Discord related posts today. Hue

Look at Discord gaining an even bigger spotlight

⚠️Please read if you are a content creator or sex worker!! Adult content will no longer be allowed on tumblr starting December 17th⚠️

I do not give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your blog. Boost this so everyone can prepare and have a backup plan. This is absolute bullshit but they were never supporting us anyway.

And don’t give me “we don’t pay our taxes” because we do. Bye. Thanks for turning into shit Instagram.

This is from an ad for gender-neutral baby clothes, btw.

WHERE IS THE AD OP?!?

@exerian :  There you go —

Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!

from now on the only gender is goth

this video has 10,000 notes on tumblr but 1,600 dislikes on youtube. C’mon people! if you love this concept show Celine some love because otherwise her marketing team will think this idea was a failure 

oh hey your tweet is on tumblr now @bright-cactus

Seriously, like this video. She’s got like 900 likes and over 2000 dislikes and the comments are fucked up. She deserves some love. And honestly, if it means I can find cute shorts that are longer than an inch below the crotch for my daughter, I’ll be ecstatic

This is a gender neutral fashion line for kids, and it’s honestly pretty awesome. It’s expensive (as celebrity fashion lines tend to be) but there’s a lot of grey, black, and soft yellow and patterns that I would wear myself tbh.

Link for those to directly go to YouTube: https://youtu.be/vSdSFKj-hOc

Wait, am I interpreting this right - the gender-neutral clothing line is FROM Celine Dion, not just using her in an ad?

2018: the year we all stop hating Celine Dion.

lmfao the comments really are just full of right-wing conspiracy theorists flipping the fuck out about how celine dion is part of the satanic new world order trying to take their babies away

Ok but like, I love the ad and I love the clothes, people are getting way too triggered over this

reblog if ur a fish whore

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

REBLOG IF YOU’RE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS AND YOU APPRECIATE YOUR FOLLOWERS

Yo followers I appreciate ya

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

HAVSHACCSAGXSGFS. ANYTHING PLEAASSEE