mj

with fat pussy comes fat responsibility

With WAP comes WAR

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

where’s that tweet about winning at therapy

this one

Hmm gay rights but for me only i think? The rest of u are on ur own

Gays heard the phrase "louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny" and took it as dress code instructions.

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

*goes outside and starts drama there*

Me @ the sun

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

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“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example