Anyone who watches Barbie and comes out of it thinking that it portrayed all men as stupid completely missed the fact that Ken read 3 books and then overthrew his local government in a matter of hours.
I'm bad at making puns but puns make my girlfriend laugh, so do you guys have any good puns I can tell her?
Idk internet stranger, but my bf does so hopefully he will see this and make a pun ┐(シ)┌
I would, but it wouldn't be pun-ny
“Why are you always looking at me?”
“Why would I look anywhere else?”
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did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.
i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years.
the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. i only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.
you had BLACKMAIL material on him?
There's a lot to unpack here
