Stop it tumblr..

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

Sometimes being gay can be really lonely. Not in the sense that you don’t have friends or anything, but you just feel isolated. The movies aren’t made for you. The music on the radio isn’t made for you. Advertisements aren’t made for you. You feel like everyone is in on some joke and you’re laughing with them but you didn’t get it.

did you know that “friends” stands for:

im bently

Pepe #085: Shade Of Green that is Exactly One Percent Darker than Normal Pepe

Obviously a normal Pepe is #5B8A18. This is clearly darker than #5B8A18

I Used The Sad Frog For Reference

And I Adjusted The Brightness By Exactly -1% In MS Paint

Hence Shade Of Green That Is Exactly One Percent Darker Than Normal Pepe

me (ac: Chozo (BDAY ON 24TH))

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

Jennifer Aniston’s adorable reaction when the FRIENDS themesong was played on the set of We’re The Millers.

my worst fear Is losing my mom. I think I would go crazy if I lost her.

me on chopped: *makes a smoothie out of all the ingredients*

*stands around for the remaining 18 minutes*

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

open rp

knock knock

Check out my carrots

say goodbye to your precious carrots 

How could you do this to me