Donut Bong

I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

*Update: this is not a real octopus but a spy bot for research. In a BBC vid(here), the spy bot helps an octopus to protect itself from sharks.

It's about a robot octopus, but I was surprised by how incredibly cute it is the moment I saw it! I firmly believe that octopuses and insects are definitely extraterrestrial life forms.

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

tumblr staff have...

STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! stop trying to make crab day or whatever else happen. paying for stuff from the shop is rewarding them for ignoring the userbase continuously and doing things the majority don't want, even if the things they're doing and allowing can cause actual deaths. staff shouldn't be praised and get profit for ignoring their users in exchange for trying to turn tumblr into twitter 2 ft. tiktok. at this point i don't even care for "staff are people 🥺 be nice" arguments, because even when people are being very polite in feedback, they're perfectly fine ignoring it in exchange for implementing changes nobody wants or asked for, all because new users may like it more (and forget anyone who's used the site for years, apparently).

leave bad reviews. don't buy things from the shop. send feedback, even if they never reply. email them and @ the staff, send asks to the wip blog. don't just blindly buy into "we need to support the site, buy xyz shop product", they don't deserve more money for giving a worse product.

well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

If the mane 6 were evil they'd be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller

genius lyrics is like one of my favorite websites because i think the annotators on there are among the most boldly stupid people in the world and i also love how they write annotations like they're explaining it to someone who was born yesterday

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

This is Ditzy Doo’s strongest warrior speaking, how may I help you

had a dream Danny Gonzales posted a video with the title "how I tricked the police into arresting me and then escaped prison"

過去絵

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

Hey man why's there so much shit w Miguel O'Hara muttering endearments to a self insert in Spanish. This man is half Irish he's literally too Catholic to function. He's not gonna say sexy things in Spanish, if he tried to be vulnerable for even a moment he'd projectile vomit on the floor

I reject your boring Latin Lover stereotype of Miguel which is a lie made up to conceal the truth: Miguel O'Hara is the type of guy to eat his lunch alone in his car while his coworkers are like "Is he eating his lunch alone in his car"