Passing By Time

Black Panther deleted scene

I’m going to need a 4 hour Director’s Cut of this movie

*applies mascara to my third eye*

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

Credit: Ashley McMinn

I wish someone had told me all these things when I was a confused, hurting teenager, so I am sharing them now. I hope they help someone the way they could have helped me.

holy hecking signal boost my dudes

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

Everyone tried to straighten Rami Malek’s tie, but…

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

Me about to do anything:

“Alright I need some music first”

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

just calling it now

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal