TRANSLATION: GATE TO PARADISE
I: we’re doing fine I guess, just taking it day by day, minute by minute
MG: minute by minute? Oh, fuck, listen! Even and Isak, minute by minute. The kinda shit you could sell to NRK. People would’ve loved it! I would’ve watched it too
I: that’s kinda fucked up to think about
MG: why is that? That you would’ve banged on TV? You don’t think I could manage watching two guys bang?
I: it’s a bit more fucked up for me though, that you would watch the two of us bang, it would’ve been a big turn off
MG: you think I’m turn off?
I: you’re definitely not turn on
MG: bull shit! You would’ve so banged me if you had the chance, I know that!
MG: ok, bullshit. Who would you fuck first of us here? Mahdi, Jonas or me?
J: ah, correct! That’s what I thought
MG: ok, me and Mahdi then?
I: that’s got to be you… Mahdi!
MG: what the fuck! Why doesn’t anyone want to bang me?
I: you’re just desperate, it’s who you are
MG: Im not desperate, I’m so chill!
MH: bro, it’s the dancechicks
Girl1: hey! You’re Isak, right?
We just heard that you had a thing with Even in third, and we just want to say that we love it. It’s so fucking cute with two boys together
Girl: and the dance group is having a Christmas gathering at Friday, you’re free to join if you’re keen
I: I don’t think I can, because I’m going to Kosegruppa’s gathering which is also at Friday
Girl: too bad. But I’ll see you around probably
MH: Christmas gathering with Kosegruppa?
I: i am. You’re free to join! I’m hosting
MG: the gate to paradise was open and you’re talking about Christmas gathering with Kosegruppa man, what the fuck?
I: guys, you need to start getting chicks on your own
MG: fuck! The world is so unfair. What do you say? We’re ditching him and go to that?