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Anonymous asked:

Hello!! Do you or your wife (aikinn) have any pathetic Kim/ sub Kim fic recs.....for Reasons

hi omg sorry this took me a whole week to respond to! it turns out Bee and I are both terrible at remembering to bookmark things so we had to do some brainstorming - but we do have a few recs. these are a mixture of fics with pathetic Kim (affectionate) and explicitly D/s sub!Kim fics that I like (in no particular order) -

Want and Need by @bisexualbard-writes (Kim/Chay, 10/10 chapters, explicit)

KimChay reconciliation era fic where Chay starts an OnlyFans, ft. baby dom!Chay and sub!Kim. the Kim PoV counterpart to this fic, The Miserable Art of Finding Your Words and Learning to Use Them is also great and has some excellent pathetic Kim content.

the Train to Failure series by 99_9 (Kim-centric with Kim/Chay, various fic lengths and ratings)

post-canon Kim-centric series mostly focusing on Chan & Kim's friendship/paternal relationship (with lots of Kim being kinda pathetic), with a few KimChay focused sub!Kim fics.

Making Assumptions by @snickerdoodlles (Kim/Chay, 1/? chapters, explicit)

KimChay reconciliation era ft Chay's extensive sex toy collection and an incredibly flustered Kim. only one chapter so far but I'm really excited to see where this one goes

diatribes at dinner by @thewholedamnboulangerie (Kim/Chay, oneshot, gen)

Chay stands up to Korn to defend Kim. not sure if this is exaaactly 'pathetic' Kim, but imo the world needs more Chay defending Kim and being protective over him, and this is so so good.

Freezer Bride by williamshooketh (Kim/Chay, oneshot, mature)

several years post-canon, Kim and Chay open their relationship. this isn't Kim/Chay in the typical sense - they're in a very unhealthy relationship, so heads up for that. it is great though.

not tonight, baby by queerebrum (Vegas/Kim, oneshot, explicit)

Kim is drugged. Vegas takes advantage - kind of. not totally sure if this counts but I'm keeping it in because I love it. (check the tags for content warnings on this one - it's a lot and obviously not for everyone.)

Belonging to Him by @cloudburst-ink (Kim/Chay, oneshot, explicit)

an excellent lil sub!Kim pwp

deep in this sleeplessness by bisexualbard (Kim/Chay, 2/3 chapters, explicit)

KimChay reconciliation era, Kim and Chay are cursed to not be able to sleep unless they're together. I think it counts as pathetic Kim (affectionate)!

there u go!! i hope some of these are what you’re looking for!

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Part 2: All The KinnPorsche fanfics that had me in a chokehold: COMLETED FICS Including KimChay/VegasPete

Im back with another AO3 rec list and its not just KP this time! If you haven’t seen my prev completed rec list, then click here! I also posted a list of incomplete/ongoing works here! If you check out that list please note some of the works have since been completed and you may find them down here, as well as chapter count/updates have changed.

WARNING: As I’ve prev mentioned, I MAINLY read VERY EXPLICIT SMUTT. Below are some pretty slutty versions of our lovely KP characters and its heavenly. There are a couple of fluffy fics here and there, mainly corn - i should mention there’s one or two pretty angsty/heavy fics. Please read the tags before continuing! Also there are some fics listed here that can only be read if you have an AO3 account.

ENJOY

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KinnPorsche

Summary: “It’s so weird how intense Porsche gets when Khun Kinn is in danger. I mean he’d die for him in a heartbeat!” “We all would, dumbass. It’s our job, remember?” “Not to Porsche though. I don’t think it’s just a job for Porsche.”Porsche is Kinn’s most vicious bodyguard. Feared by most and respected by all, he flinches at nothing and fears no one. (And if he feels his knees give out whenever Kinn enters the room, then nobody has to know.)Or: AU where Porsche grew up at the compound after his parents died serving the main family and spent his childhood/teenage years annoying his way into Kinn’s thoughts (and heart), before an ‘incident’ turned him into Kinn’s most lethal weapon.

Chapters: 6/6  Words: 41,765

Summary: Porsche finally gets fed up with Kinn’s mistrust of him. Because sometimes kisses and sex can’t fix deep-rooted pain. Maybe…Ep 10 after being betrayed and Porsche finds out it was all Kinn’s plan.

Chapters: 8/8 Words: 14,351

Summary: “I left because I was in love with you” Porsche couldn’t hold himself back any longer.“I’ve been in love with you since high school but I dared not confess to you for the fear of losing you completely.“ORAn au where Kinn and Porsche grow up together and Porsche ends up falling in love with Kinn.

Chapters: 3/3  Words: 10,597

Summary:  The Theerapanyakul’s are almost completely ruined under the ruling of Korn and Gun Theerapanyakul. The only way for them to rise again is for Kinn and Vegas to join forces to rebuild what their fathers destroyed. The only problem is in their absence, the family of misfits the Kittisawasd’s have risen in power thanks to them looking after the families and people Korn and Gun failed to protect.

Chapters: 34/34  Words: 115,131

Summary: Porsche just wants to have a good evening, just one then Kinn happens.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 1,158

Summary: Kinn finds himself plagued with the information that the one attempting to murder him on repeated occasions is his head bodyguard and the object of his interests, Porsche. Whilst most would be horrified to find this out, Kinn can’t help but enjoy Porsche’s complete attention with each attempt on his life.

Chapters: 4/4  Words: 18,736

Summary: After more than 5 years of being together, Kinn’s eyes start to wander. Porsche tries to be understanding. He thinks it’s only a little wandering, but then it settles on someone. Porsche knows that loving Kinn will only hurt him but he can’t let go of the hold Kinn’s love has on him.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 3,790

Note: This one broke me….

Summary: “You know the rules, then?” Kinn asks.Porsche looks amused, like he can tell how badly Kinn wants to wreck his composure. “No kissing, no marks on you, bubble bath first,” Porsche recites easily. “I read your notes file.”Kinn is almost certain Porsche isn’t supposed to tell him the escort agency keeps a notes file. (or, an AU in which Kinn requests an escort for the night, and gets Porsche.)

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 4,824

Summary: "I don’t think that’s normal,” Porsche says doubtfully.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,143

Summary: It’s a lazy Sunday morning. What better way to spend it than for Kinn to bottom for Porsche?Sexy times with a side of fluff.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 3,227

Summary: Kinn loathes the rumour that he plays favourites with his people. He does no such thing. Why would he? And why, out of all his highly skilled, competent bodyguards, would he choose Porsche as his favourite? People must think he’s a fucking idiot. The fact he may also want Porsche to sit in his lap is beside the point and has absolutely no bearing on the matter.

Chapters: 4/4  Words: 22,613

Summary: Kinn brightens. “So we’re going to fight?”

“Mm,” Porsche agrees. “But let’s make it interesting.”

“The usual bet?”

Porsche nods. A gleam comes into Kinn’s eye, the competitive spice they need to make this a real contest.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,320

Summary: Porsche props his chin on Kinn’s chest, on his favourite spot in the valley between his pecs, and peers up at him. “Tell me? I’ve never seen you have a nightmare like that.”

He toys with the edge of the bandage wrapped awkwardly around Porsche’s shoulder. It’s a knife wound, scored shallow but long down from his collarbone towards Porsche’s nipple, which is certainly in Kinn’s top ten parts of Porsche’s body and probably top five, and not to be endangered under any circumstances. Porsche had tried to treat it himself and Kinn had dragged him to the medical wing and supervised the stitches and the bandaging himself, mentally cursing out the minor family’s men for a crowd of incompetents the whole time. “Deng. He was… the first bodyguard who died for me.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 8,067

Summary: Kinn and Porsche have a rule. Their work may take them to dangerous places. They might have to make hard decisions, be threatening, be charming, or a deadly mixture of the two.

They always come home to each other.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,430

Summary: Kinn falls silent, holding his gaze for a long, uninterrupted moment. Sizing him up. Porsche meets his stare defiantly, squaring his shoulders and lifting his chin. He won’t let Kinn know how much he is internally quaking about what he’s agreeing to do, or how much it aches to think that he doesn’t even know when he’ll see Chay again. He’s doing this for Chay. He’s doing this to save him.

Porsche reluctantly agrees to help the mafia out on a quick job at a diamond auction, because he’s desperate and probably also insane. As it turns out, he’s signed up for a lot more than he bargained for.

Chapters: 10/10  Words: 52,401

Summary: “You didn’t think I’d be done in one round, did you?” Kinn asks huskily, and with a hint of condescension. When he lifts his head, he looks disheveled and not the least bit satisfied. If anything, he looks hungrier. His pupils are blown so wide they’ve eaten the brown of Kinn’s eyes, two bottomless pits of black. Porsche starts to think he might be in over his head.

“Oh, I…”“I told you I wouldn’t be able to stop.” Kinn starts playing with one of Porsche’s nipples, rolling it cruelly between his fingers. “I need a lot more, Porsche, and you’re going to give it to me.”

When Kinn is dosed with a strange drug, Porsche steps up to help.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 10,368

Summary:  On Kinn’s birthday, Kinn is dragged by Tae and Time to a strip club, where he gets a private dance from a man who calls himself Jom. Kinn is smitten. Things spin out from there.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 32,433

Summary:  Now this, almost a year into their relationship, Porsche was discovering one more unexpected thing about himself thanks to none other than his infuriating and handsome boyfriend. One more thing he needed to chew on and deconstruct before he brought it up to Kinn. Because self-preservation and pride aside, this new thing couldn’t be resolved without Kinn, if it was something that could even be resolved at all. Porsche had no idea.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 16,110

Summary: (Alternate Universe) Kinn and Porsche have a world of history behind them as best friends – but when Porsche is invited to be the photographer at Kinn’s wedding unexpectedly, a whirlwind of emotions and confessions are put out on the table for all to see.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,079

Summary: When they started this twisted game of cat and mouse, Porsche was sure he was the cat. After all, he had the advantage of studying every single blindspot in every single room that Kinn entered. Kinn, on the other hand, had a reputation to uphold. An image of invulnerability that couldn’t be tainted with losing his composure because of mundane things like, let’s say, having his bodyguard’s foot on his crotch during a security briefing.But somewhere along the way Kinn had taken a different approach; had studied Porsche and found all the right buttons to press. Kinn started using his words. And Porsche, to his own horror, found that he liked them.Or, Porsche fucks around (with Kinn) and finds out (more about himself than what he’d initially bargained for).

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 3,885

Summary: The title says it all.

But in case you’re not familiar with the idiom:

play ball: to agree to work with or help someone in the way they have suggested (Cambridge Dictionary)

Chapters: 2/2  Words: 7,909

Summary:  Porsche is utterly bored during a lecture, so he decides to run a test. The student he’s been crushing on his whole university experience passes it with flying colors.

Chapters: 5/5  Words: 13,418

Summary:  Porsche hadn’t ever imagined himself getting married and taking a Dom but he was floundering in his care of his younger brother, and making a deal with the devil in the form of his estranged grandfather to save both his home and his grandfather’s failing company, he found himself married to Kinn Theerapanyakun. It wasn’t the worst thing in the world, and at least he’d be able to put his brother through school, but Porsche couldn’t help but feel himself slowly dying inside at the constant rejection by his Dom, who had never wanted a husband in the first place.

Chapters: 26/26  Words: 75,863

Summary: An AU inspired by the trailers:

Porsche started working for Kinn’s father. He hates Kinn for several reasons. So being locked into a small storeroom with the man is really more punishment than he can endure. Maybe there will be murder by the time they come out, maybe something different.

Chapters: 7/7  Words: 28,248

KimChay

Summary: “How long has it been since anyone’s seen him?”

Next to him, Porsche can feel Kinn take a deep breath.

“Two or three weeks.” Pete answers quietly.

Shit.-

Kim is kidnapped and no one notices. Putting the pieces back together isn’t so easy.

Chapters: 8/8  Words: 26,263

Summary: When Chay began his daily routine of checking his social media accounts that Friday morning, he wasn’t expecting to be popping a boner quite so soon, especially not when he literally just had sex a couple of hours ago.

His jaw dropped as he clicked on the photo of the latest post displayed on his phone.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2.683

Summary: "Say that word again.” Unbelievable, how a single word changed the tune of their fucking from then on.

Now, it’s a lot more than a word. Now Kim’s hooked.

This is just KimChay porn with daddy kink.

Chapters: 1/?  Words: 4,163

Summary:  Kim moves back into the Theerapanyakul mansion with only one goal and no plan. To his surprise, he finds an unexpected friend in one of the new residents.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 6,309

Summary: Presenting is not the sort of thing that happens all at once. It’s not like one minute you are nothing and the next you’re an Alpha, or an Omega. It’s more of a slow, gradual process. For some people, it can take up to a week.Chay starts to feel feverish three days before his eighteenth birthday. Fever can mean anything, to be honest, even Betas sometimes present with fever. So he’s not super worried when he makes birthday plans with his friends. He could have ages before something happens, and it could be a Rut, which is shorter and more manageable. Or nothing at all!

(It’s not going to be a rut. Or nothing. Chay knows, deep in his bones, exactly what he is. But after his last encounter with an Alpha, it’s the last thing he wants to think about, so he simply doesn’t. He makes his plans and he pretends he isn’t waking up from hazy dreams, sweaty and hard.)

Chapters: 4/4  Words: 26,349

Summary: Kim is a single dad and struggling his ways, but he finds himself in a difficult position. He needs to find a babysitter for his daughter and his brother helps him. Kim finds himself falling and adoring.

Or where Kim is a single dad and he falls in love with his daughter’s babysitter, Porchay.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 11,433

VegasPete

Summary: There is no way I am pregnant, Pete thought as he went through the motions, I have always been on birth control.The time taken for the test result to show was the most excruciating wait of his life. Once five minutes was up, Pete quickly picked the stick back up to check the result. Two small lines stared up at Pete, as if mocking him. He was pregnant.

Or, Pete was sent to the Minor Pack as a 'Gift’ to clear a debt between the two families. Pete didn’t think he would end up as Vegas’s personal 'bodyguard’, pet, emotional punching bag, body pillow and the mother of his child. In that order.

Chapters: 30/30  Words: 54,215

Summary: Pete has done many things in the service of the Theerapanyakul family, but being ordered to play Vegas’s boyfriend might beat even Tankhun’s most bizarre ideas.

Chapters: 5/5  Words: 16,763

Summary: Vegas watches him. He takes in the way his fringe falls into his eyes, dark hair contrasting against the flush of his cheeks; studies the way he holds himself, quiet, unassuming. He tries to reconcile between every piece of rumour he’s heard about him and the image of the slender, almost meek-looking boy in front of him.—or, 17-year-old Vegas meets 18-year-old Pete when the latter becomes the Minor Family’s newest hire. A love story in three acts.

Chapters: 3/3  Words: 26,682

Summary: Pete’s an Omega who got a surprise bundle of joy after a steamy one night stand at an exclusive club in downtown Bangkok. He doesn’t remember the handsome Alpha who fathered his child—the club was dark and they’d both been a little too tipsy to grab numbers after a mind-blowing time together. All Pete has to remember the Alpha by is the all-too vague memory of his intoxicating scent and a tiny baby boy with a death glare that can cut through mountains when he doesn’t get his way.It was the best night of Pete’s life, but was it worth it?

Chapters: 11/11  Words: 50,515

Summary: Vegas notices Pete watching him during the torture scene. Intrigued and more tempted than he expected to be, he stalks Pete and succeeds in taunting him into coming with Vegas so they can fuck. It starts off as a cat and mouse game for sex, but when the two of them are finally forced to reckon with the fact that they’re on opposite sides, they both find themselves more conflicted and drawn to each other than ever. Originally gratuitous smut, now with some plot thrown in. Enemies to lovers, Vegas/Pete style.

Chapters: 20/20  Words: 161,923

Summary: After Vegas fucks Pete in Kinn’s car, Kinn is determined to get revenge on his cousin.Soon they find themselves in the middle of a sex war with the sole purpose of annoying each other.Pete and Porsche could help stop their boyfriends stupid antics, but they would rather just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Chapters: 13/13  Words: 35,654

Summary: “If I had to rate you?” Pete pauses and tilts his head with a low hum, considering. “I dunno, a six out of ten? I thought you were a sadist, but you didn’t really give that impression. Are you actually kinky? That didn’t feel kinky. It didn’t do it for me.”

Vegas looks like someone punched him. Hard. His cock is still out and his hair is rumpled and he looks devastatingly disheveled, like Pete was the one who just took Vegas apart and not the other way around.

“I’d worry that it was just a fluke,” Pete continues, ignoring Vegas’s flabbergasted sputters, “but I also don’t think I’d give you a second time to prove me wrong.” Pete shrugs and fixes his shirt, petting back his hair. “Anyway, see you around.”

Or a fic in which Vegas fucks through all of Kinn’s bodyguards and lands on Pete, but Pete uno reverses it on Vegas leaving Vegas wanting so much more. Vegas gets humiliated and has to work for it.

Chapters: 2/2  Words: 17,301

Summary:  Pete creates a thriller webtoon about a serial killer inspired by his family’s gruesome murder. What will Pete do if the same serial killer became his fan and imitates the murders from his webtoon in real life?

Chapters: 3/3  Words: 13,281

Summary: “Speaking of which, where is Pete? I don’t think I remember seeing the two of you apart since he moved in,” Kinn chuckles and Vegas wants to strangle him a little.Oh, if only you knew, you fool, he thinks to himself but instead of voicing it, Vegas clears his throat. “Pete’s—,” and fuck, his voice sounds wrecked, like he is the one with his throat full of cock, “Pete’s taking care of something around the house.”Pete, the little shit, has the gall to chuckle between Vegas’ legs and Vegas just prays to every god out there that Kinn mistook his noise for the creak of a floorboard or the shuffle of Vegas’ shoes. Pete is nothing if not a little tease and Vegas likes to think he can anticipate his moves — therefore the collar and leash secured around his neck, the end of which is resting in Vegas’ grip.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 4,128

note: I’ve been trying to find a VP fic where they’re soulmates/mates and Pete knew but Vegas doesn’t realize until they have sex the first time and was upset Pete never told him. If anyone knows it can you please leave the title in the comments. I think i forgot to bookmark it.

If You Like Series

Some Stubborn Kind of Love - LuckyDragon  Tay/Kinn/Porsche fic

Summary:  Tay learns that love is timeless when you first learn to love yourself.

Works: 2  Words: 42,054

A Series of Messages - chaoticworldofanidiot KP

Summary:  What started out with a bit of jealousy turns into them finally confessing and then fucking.

Works: 6  Words: 37,595

Summary: “We can do this,” Kinn insisted, between one kiss and the next, lying on top of Tay on the massive bed in his suite. “It’s totally doable.”Tay had to laugh. Kinn was very sexy and very heavy on top of him, and Kinn’s shirt was barely buttoned anymore and Tay appreciated all of it, but Kinn was an absolute idiot when it came to being an omega. Tay had known that even before they’d gotten together, almost six months ago. He’d known it for most of the time they’d spent as friends.“We absolutely cannot,” Tay countered, kissing Kinn again.

AU where Tay and Kinn are both omegas who get together (after breaking up with Time and Tawan respectively) and due to Reasons both go into heat at the same time. Porsche is the alpha they hire to solve all their problems. Suffice it to say, everyone gets way more than they bargained for.

Works: 2  Words: 12,051

Summary: one relationship falls apart; another grows in its place. infidelity au with a side of grad student porsche, and did i mention it’s omegaverse?

Works: 6 Words: 42,091

Readers Choice

Note: Some of these authors have 10+ fics written and this list was getting crazier than the last one so I decided to cut it down to my top favorite fics. Highly recommend checking out their archives you haven’t already!

Summary: In the dark, low places of the underworld is a club called Sang Bleu, a place where the depraved and the debauched can enjoy themselves with reckless abandon, and enjoy the brutal fights that take place in the infamous pit. Kinn finds himself amongst them, invited by the owner to celebrate a newly formed alliance. He doesn’t expect to be entertained by the mindless violence and spectacle, until the next match is announced; a fight to the death, in his honor. And then he appears; the Phoenix, a man with golden skin and dark eyes and a saunter in his step that makes Kinn’s blood hot. He doesn’t stand a chance, not against an opponent twice his size, but the arrogant jut of his chin says he believes otherwise. For the first time in a long time, Kinn feels intrigued. Against his better judgement, he places a bet.

Chapters: 15/15  Words: 121,572

Summary: Porsche is determined to bake Kinn a cake, no matter how many botched batters and burned bases happen along the way. He isn’t expecting Kinn to come home early, catching him in the middle of entertaining himself while he waits for his latest attempt to rise in the oven. One thing leads to another, and Porsche ends up back at square one, forced to start the process from scratch. Only this time, Kinn is determined to make his life as difficult as possible.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 7,891

Summary: "Shut up,” Porsche snaps. “I’m not jealous.”

“So if I said that there was someone who took more than you, you wouldn’t be bothered at all?”

Porsche’s eyes narrow. “Not one bit,” he grits out. Kinn chuckles again, leaning in close until Porsche can feel the gentle heat of his breath on his cheeks.

“Well,” he drawls. “There was this one guy…”

Wherein Porsche discovers there’s someone out there who’s done more with Kinn than he has. He sets about to rectify that as soon as possible.

Chapters: 1  Words: 5,551

In the Night - Series

Summary: Porsche has wondered. Of course he has. How could he not, watching the endless parade of boys waltz in and out of Kinn’s bedroom, each more starry eyed than the last? He’s wondered what it would be like. What Kinn would be like.

AKA the fic where Porsche pretends to be asleep, and Kinn sees how much he can get away with.

Works: 2  Words: 10,320

Summary: “I’m not-”

“Gay, I know,” Kinn finishes for him. “It’s just sex. Doesn’t have to mean anything.”

Porsche blinks. “I’ve never– I can't–”

“Just the tip,” Kinn insists. “Just the tip, at least.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,520

Summary: One of Kinn’s hands wraps around the back of Porsche’s head, scratching gently through the short hair at the nape of his neck. It’s addictive, and so, so sweet and Porsche swallows, feeling suddenly miserable. He tugs himself away. Kinn’s hand lingers on his neck as he digs into his pocket and pulls out a tiny plastic bag with a small white pill in it.

Porsche puts the pill into his glass of expensive champagne, and they both watch it dissolve, slowly; bubbles foaming out until the golden liquid has entirely swallowed it up. Kinn raises an eyebrow at him, waiting for an explanation. His hand strokes gently on Porsche’s neck. Porsche smiles blandly as he takes the glass, swirls it gently around, and then tips half of it into his mouth in one go.

Kinn jerks, an aborted motion, grabbing Porsche’s wrist – but he’s too late.

Or: Porsche drugs himself to re-enact the night of the diamond auction.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 6,910

Summary: Plus, with so many staff dead after the attack, everything seems to take three times as long to do. The work carries on, despite their depleted resources. Everyone’s pulling long hours. Kinn rarely has evenings free anymore, and Porsche certainly doesn’t. They speak on the phone when they can; Kinn in his room, Porsche in his own, sometimes reporting on what they’ve been doing, sometimes just listening to each other breathe until they fall asleep. Most days, from what Kinn can tell, Porsche works till midnight, crawls into bed for a few hours, and then gets right up and starts working again.

Kinn knows his father wouldn’t want him here. He’s sneaked out—sort of. Arm knows where he is, and if Arm knows, Tankhun knows (which is why Arm knows). Papa had told Kinn that he should let Porsche get established on his own, to show trust. It does make sense, if Kinn thinks about it logically.

But he misses his boyfriend.(Or: Kinn visits Porsche at the minor family house.)

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 8,777

Summary:  Moments during episodes 2-5 when Kinn and Porsche could have (should have?) hooked up, if Kinn was just a little meaner about it.

Works: Words: 23,112

Summary: Porsche knows he’s tucked up well under the desk, theoretically completely hidden, but all it would take is an accidental noise to give him away, or for a pair of wandering eyes at the exact right angle to catch a glimpse of his socked feet.The idea doesn’t entirely put him off.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 3,428

Summary: “You’ve done well,” Kinn adds, and the words warm Porsche through to his bones. “I just need one more thing from you,” he says, red eyes bright and luminous.“Anything,” Porsche hears himself say.The corners of Kinn’s mouth curl up into a smile, but nothing about it feels friendly.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,601

Summary: “I thought you weren’t coming,” Porsche confesses, panting.Kinn scrapes his teeth against Porsche’s pulse point. “One of these days, I won’t. You know that.”Porsche shuts his eyes, heart pounding in his chest. “Yeah. I’ve heard that before.”

 Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,846

Summary: “Kinn,” he breathes out, clutching at his arms. “It really got you going so hard?”“It’s not the killing,” Kinn assures him again, his hand sneaking inside Porsche’s briefs and curling around his erection. “It’s the adrenaline and the thought that I have cheated death again. With you by my side.”Porsche moans out loud, not caring about the noise now as his hips buck forward into Kinn’s tight grip and he cocks his head to the side, exposing his neck for bites and kisses.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,149

Summary: He flicks half of the cigarette to the ground and stomps on it, taking a deep, long breath, before he reaches for the door. He’s about to come inside, when he hears the noise again. He pulls out his gun and carefully goes to investigate.The closer he gets to the big dumpster, the louder the cries are. God, it sounds like a baby. He jogs the rest of the way and swears loudly, pocketing the gun.On the ground lies body of a young woman and right across her chest rest a small baby, Porsche has no idea how old, something around half a year probably.“Shh,” he shushes, kneeling next to the small child. “Hey, it’s okay.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 9,054

Summary: “What’s your name, darling?” he questions.“Jom,” Porsche replies after a moment, it makes a snort pass through Kinn’s lips.

“You don’t look like a Jom. Forgive me for repeating myself but you’re a shit liar,” he says once more. He still looks amused, like Porsche is telling jokes.

Porsche presses his lips together stubbornly, which makes a small smirk appear on Kinn’s lips; he looks delighted for some reason. “Tell you what, darling, you tell me your name and I will end the session now. How about it?” 

or an AU where Porsche’s life is shit so he shakes his perky little bum for strangers at a strip club and Kinn books him for a private show

Chapters: 11/11  Words: 90,893

Summary: Porsche pulls Pete over the minute they come back inside, tugging Pete’s shirt aside like an accusation. “A collar?” he asks, unable to keep the incredulity from his voice. “You’re wearing a collar?” Pete gives him a look, yanking his shirt back up. “Yes,” he replies, completely calm and nonchalant, like this is normal. Which, maybe it is. Porsche has heard some stuff from Tankhun but he thought he was exaggerating. “Why?” Pete looks at Porsche like he’s lost his last braincell. “Because I’m his pet,” he says. Like that’s normal. “And that’s what pets do.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,853

Summary:  “But how many men have you kissed?” Vegas presses, pulling Pete closer. “Am I the first?” He kisses him and it’s sweet if a bit heated. Pete feels a low hum of arousal curl in his gut. Nothing urgent. “Am I the only?” He kisses him again, a bit deeper, a bit hungrier—

“Two,” Pete blurts out before he can stop himself.

Vegas raises his brow but the smile on his face is still teasing. “Oh? Who was the other one? One of the main family bodyguards? Did you get bored in that huge house and decide to experiment?”

“Hardly,” Pete scoffs. Then grins up at Vegas because he’s about to blow his mind. “It was Porsche.”

He’s right. Vegas bursts into incredulous laughter, letting Pete go as he falls back into the bed. “Porsche?” He’s barely able to get the word out. “You kissed Porsche?” Then he rolls back over with this wicked gleam in his eye that Pete knows means trouble. “How was he? Was he good? He seems like he’s kissed a lot of people. I bet he’s good.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 4,416

Summary: “Tell me to let you go.” Vegas’s voice is soft in Pete’s ear, his mouth just brushing against the nape of his neck. “Tell me to leave you alone.”

Pete doesn’t say anything, his heart hammering in his chest, his gut clenching. His breathing goes fast and shallow.

“Come on,” Vegas breathes into his skin. Then licks right along Pete’s pulse, making it jump even faster. He’s already getting hard and Vegas hasn’t even done anything. “Tell me to go, and I’ll go.”

Pete clamps his mouth shut.

“That’s what I thought.”

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,381

Summary:  Taking a break in the back of Hum Bar shouldn’t have been what brought a vampire into Porsche’s life, but he’s always had shit luck. This vampire in particular is sticking around, and not just for the cocktails.

Works: 2  Words: 5,967

Summary:  Porsche asked for this a week ago, and still Kinn hasn’t done anything. So he’s decided to take matters into his own hands. It turns out he may have gotten more than he bargained for.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 3,382

Summary:  Answering the phone had been a mistake. Now Porsche can’t get that line out of his head, “Would Khun Kinn like an escort for tonight?” As though Porsche hadn’t been the only one in his bed for the past five months. What need could Kinn have for some nameless body? Porsche feels the doubt creep in even as he pushes it away. He’s more than enough for Kinn, and he’s willing to prove it.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 4,888

Summary: Porsche was Kinn’s Phoenix, his perfect weapon, and like all perfect things… they needed to be taken care of.There had been more than one occasion where Kinn had stroked his cock to the flames of desire licking at his heart at the thought of Porsche’s surrender to him. The heady feeling cutting into his very being at the knowledge that Porsche was their source of fear, but for him, Porsche was his harbour, holding him steady through each storm.

Chapters: 2/2  Words: 6,623

Summary: Sugar Daddy Kinn + Sugar Baby Porsche + Changing Room + Diamonds + Rubies + Gold = absolute filth and sex! Kinn covering Porsche in jewellery is the sane equivalent of a dog peeing all over a fire hydrant to declare it as theirs, also Vegas and Kinn have a slight sex competition in the background of this fic.

Chapters: 2/2  Words: 10,255

Summary: “The Russians have agreed to entering talks with us regarding the procurement of Elysium. With so much still needed to be done for both our sides, I would delegate this matter to Kim—”“Khun Korn, it must not have been made known to you yet, but a deal has already been struck on the side of Khun Porsche.”A corner of Porsche’s lips quirked up into a smirk, finger placidly tracing the rim of the amber-filled crystal tumbler. His eyes flicked to Korn, and the shade of red that the old man’s face had adopted almost matched the burgundy of Porsche’s shirt.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 4,935

Summary: Vegas stares down at his blank wrist. It’s funny how people who lost their soulmates and those born without soulmarks receive the same therapy.-Vegas is born without a soulmark. He meets his soulmate.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,723

Summary: “Good afternoon” Porchay says and feels his heart stutter when those dark, wide eyes look up to meet his. Porchay sets the menus down next to each other, making sure they don’t touch the cutlery and utensils on the table.

“Porchay” Kimhan returns, and despite 3 weeks of being greeted in the same way, it still makes Porchay flush.

Porchay is a waiter at Kim’s favourite restaurant. Kim is not there for the food.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 2,997

Summary: “Now now, girls. There’s enough of me to go around” he drawls and the girls giggle, one bravely running her finger over Porsche’s flattened abs. His grey t-shirt has been pushed up to just below his nipples.

“Oh, really?” Porsche hears and his head turns in the direction of the kitchen entrance so fast, he gets woozy for a second. By the time he blinks away the dark spots, Kinn is standing at the island, looking down at him with a smile, “And when would I get a turn, Pachara?”Porsche feels a flutter in his stomach as he stares up at Kinn.“Anakinn, you’re here"Or, the KinnPorsche frat party we all wanted.

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 5,969

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I just wanna say thank you to all of the authors for all the time and energy you’ve put into writing these fics. You deserve all the love in the world! Readers, please check out the authors other works that they have. Majority that I’ve listed have plenty of other works that I haven’t had a chance to read yet. And the ones that I have read were already mentioned in the prev completed rec list I have.

Never forget to leave your kudos and comments to the authors!

Ukraine, 26th Feb, 2022

A friend of mine told me yesterday that he didn’t realise how much Ukraine meant to him until now. I posted yesterday about the time we spent there, and we’re all getting super pre-occupied about the invasion. As I said in that post, I can’t get our waitress out of my head. I can sort of remember what she looked like now. She had an undercut. I think maybe her hair might have been blue? But - I will never know if she lives through this, and it’s driving me very slightly mad.

So naturally, my husband spent all day yesterday obsessively researching everything he could about it with the help of his journalist friends, as a way to help me process it.

This post is me putting it all in order, as a way to try and process my own emotional response as much as anything else (I freely admit there is an element of self-indulgence here). Please don’t take me as the spokesperson for Ukraine right now, nor as a solid reliable news source. But, I haven’t seen this stuff except in bits and pieces on Tumblr, so here we go.

(This is also not about why the invasion has happened. This post is solely about what has happened, and how the invasion is going.)

So, Putin and the rest of the world believed that this invasion would take 1-4 days. The plan was to push through fast, take Kyiv, and force Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian President, to surrender. Given Russia’s military might, it really looked likely.

Here is the conclusion of all that’s happened so far:

Ukraine is absolutely nailing this??? Actually???

They managed to defend every single city overnight, including Kyiv. They started rolling out and using these WW2-style anti-tank thingies that look a bit like angry gabbions, look, here’s a picture of one being delivered:

A bunch of spare iron girders turned into a hefty octopus of Russian misery, basically.

But it’s not just tanks they’re taking down, oh no. Ukraine successfully shot down a transport plane 20km from Kyiv. That is, I shit you not, the single biggest hit to the Russian military since the Second Chechen War. Volunteers from Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Estonia, Azerbaijan and Israel are all entering Ukraine to help fight and bolster the anti-Russian forces, which is probably illustrative of how Eurovision voting is going to run for the next decade. Most countries have banned Russian planes from their air space. To help stop the Russian advance, Ukraine has made and installed new road signs, like this one:

I can only say a handful of sentences in Ukrainian, Tumblrs, but as I understand it, from top to bottom, it says:

“Fuck off”

“Fuck off again”

“Fuck off Russia”

Meanwhile, it turns out the Russian military might we feared is… possibly not quite as advertised?

They’re underfunded and badly trained. Ukraine captured 200 soldiers in one go, and most of them were confused 19 year olds with no training. The equipment is shite. The tanks keep running out of fuel. Russian soldiers keep abandoning their tanks and handing them over to the Ukrainian army. Putin’s plan was to take Kyiv fast and move on, and he didn’t have a plan B - hence these kids, playing soldier. Here is an image of a Russian tank receiving roadside assistance from Russia’s finest, an old Lada.  

No one expected Zelenskyy to survive the night; but he did. America offered him asylum in the White House.

But he said no. 

Zelenskyy remains in Kyiv, with his people.

And Putin, in his desperation to be adored, has turned Zelenskyy into a global icon and hero.

Here is something you may not know about Volodymyr Zelenskyy - he used to be a standup comedian. Was he any good? No idea - but what he IS good at is producing funny short videos he can put on Twitter and that, which are absolutely fantastic for Ukrainian morale. And morale is vital in an invasion like this, and Ukraine are smashing it out of the park there.

They are utilising the internet to its fullest extent. In addition to Zelenskyy’s videos, they’ve made sure that the final words of the Ukrainian defenders of Snake Island are known and now echoed around the world: “Russian warship, go fuck yourselves.” A video has gone viral of Ukrainians mocking a group of Russian soldiers whose tank had broken down and who didn’t know the way to Kyiv anyway, presumably because of all the new road signs. They have created a website that lists every single Russian death they can identify, partly so Russian mothers can have closure (thus also painting themselves as the defenders of decency and humanity), and partly for the enormous morale boost of the world knowing, categorically, that they’ve already killed 3700 Russian soldiers (over 100 of which were from that transport plane.)  Not one word has leaked of Ukrainian casualties. I’m sure they’re devastating, but for morale purposes, they’re being kept quiet until the dust settles. Ukrainians have started setting up fake Tindr profiles to catfish Russian soldiers for intel, and they’re all 19 and lost, so it’s working. Plus, they’re using Grindr to actually track where the soldiers are, because it turns out Putin was not entirely correct about there being no gays in Russia.

So, Russia wants to cut their internet access. Can the Ukrainian Minister for Digital Transformation, Mykhailo Fedorov, shame a billionaire into providing aid?

This is crucial, remember. Atrocities happen best in the dark, and the world is watching - because of the internet. Morale is vital to maintain. Can they convince Elon Musk to help?

Yep.

Ukraine now has the fastest internet service in the world. The fastest, most stable internet service in human history, in fact. Russia cannot now disable it. The world watches.

Which is just as well, because then Anonymous decided to get involved, and have leaked the website database of the Russian Ministry of Defence. Lol. Also this happens:

And then the Russian propaganda channels started broadcasting the truth of what is happening in Ukraine. Double lol.

So what is the political response?

Well, in addition to closing airspace to Russian planes, loads of countries are sending weapons to Ukraine. Those that can’t are offering asylum. They’re also offering asylum to any Russian soldiers who surrender or defect, which is startlingly good tactics, and there are rumours of around 5000 Russian soldiers who have done just that. Germany, of course, has long had a block on lethal weapons transfer; but Germany recognise this shit for what it is. They’ve lifted the block, thus allowing the Netherlands to send weapons. Efforts are now underway to fast-track Ukraine into the EU. I presume they will consider the lack of pint glasses with crowns on to be a worthwhile price to pay.

So what about Russia’s supporters?

Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenka helped Russia with this invasion. Now, this has happened:

Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya was actually elected president, but some wild nonsense kept her out of power. She’s now running a government in exile. I have literally no idea what this means or will mean! But my god. She has a spine of steel, and this is not a good time to be happening for Putin. 

And it’s really, really not, because then intel on a meeting of Putin and assembled Oligarchs LEAKS (hello Anonymous, probably). The highlights:

  • This war is costing Russia $15bn a day
  • He expected it to take ONE TO FOUR DAYS TO WIN
  • It’s been two days and he is losing very badly, currently
  • They will run out of rockets by day 4, maybe sooner
  • After that they will be down to rifles and ammo
  • It will take 3-4 months to make more significant weapons, except they need raw materials, and the countries that can provide them… have cut supply lines
  • If the war lasts 10 days, Russia will have completely run out of money and weapons
  • It’s only day 2, and Russian soldiers are knocking the doors of random Ukrainian homes begging for food and water because they’ve already run out

So, out of desperation, Putin turns to his greatest, closest and most trusted ally for help: Kazakhstan. 

And Kazakhstan

SAYS NO

And then Ukraine shoots down a second Russian plane.

Anyway, I’m going to finish off with a final point. Morale is vital in this situation, so here is the message from the Ukrainian government at the minute, to everyone watching around the world:

Be VERY SUSPICIOUS of any negative news about Ukraine. Russia uses misinformation and propaganda. They will want to damage Ukrainian morale.

Use your social media to spread news of Ukrainian victories. 

Don’t give oxygen to negative stories. Especially since they might not be true.

That’s genuinely something we can do to help. Every victory of Ukraine, blast it far and wide. So on that note, I’ll leave you with this:

Congrats to Natalia Antonova’s cousin’s son.

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Dear followers,

As you may know I'm Ukrainian. And Ukraine is being at war with Russia for 8 years. They invaded us, they annexed Crimea, they now declared so-called DNR and LNR "independent" right after sending in their troops to support "peace" (peace my a*s). The situation is getting worse.

I ask you simply to support Ukraine, share information, protest against Russia and donate to Ukrainian charities, such as Повернись Живим (here)

💛💙

To my Ukrainian followers, stay safe and strong 🇺🇦

Love you all❤️

Pray for Tonga 😭

Thinking of all my Pacific friends and whānau right now, sending so much love 😭💔💔💔 please message me if you find a link we can donate to (not the Red Cross or any missionary agencies) and I'll add some as soon as they are available

Guys Tonga is underwater. The tsunami swept through everywhere, the highest point on the main island of Tongatapu is just 28 meters above sea level. All power and communications have been cut off so we don't even know what's going on anymore, but at last report the sky is black and raining ash and acid rain. The water is undrinkable because of the acid. People can't breathe because of the ash. The entire island of 'Atata has gone underwater 😭

The explosion shook homes in Alaska, over 9500 km away. The tsunami has gone through the entire Pacific but nowhere has been affected as badly as Tonga. And no one outside the Pacific seems to be talking about it 😥

A trustworthy donation link!!!

And an update:

[Image: a tweet from Anaseini Ulakai @fineutuvai reading "Latest Update Tsunami warning still in force, volcanic activities at ease. PM announced that gas stations, bakeries and shops will be open from 10am-2pm for ppl to get necessities. Settlements along Vuna Road from Sopu to Fasi & Maufanga heavily damaged. Source: British High Com." The timestamp is 12:35 16 Jan 22.]

If y’all were curious, yes, white gays were harassing a black trans person over this & misgendering her with fingers in their ears

Edit: heads up that TERFs have found this and are clogging the replies with blatant transphobia + misgendering the person in the video. Free blocklist.

Encourage my non-Black followers to boost this and make sure to check yourselves when you perpetuate anti-Blackness.

reblogging again: please please block people in the notes. there’s a disgusting amount of racism and transphobia in there, so if that’s triggering to you then don’t look through but if you can handle it, please please go through and block those dipshits.

Reminder that the first drag balls were held by Black and POC gay men and trans women in 1890, that butch and femme were drag ball terms back then. Not connected to lesbians until like, the 40s. Butch and femme are terms for every LGBTQ+ person and that includes every non lesbian and especially every non white LGBTQ+ person. 

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

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ok

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update: we are dating

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update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

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Update: had a baby together

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Update: he’s 1 year old today

Well this is adorable!

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

Tumblr baby: a person who exists because Tumblr exists

It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...

There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao

Not to mention the way the money was made

An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers

This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.

Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.

But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense). 

These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different. 

The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner. 

Remember folks, proletariat literally means you get paid for working, whereas bourgeoisie literally means generating money via OWNING. Yeah, even the high profile actor isn’t your enemy on that basis alone - but the media executives dictating their contracts and careers are.

You know I was listening to Good Charlotte in the car earlier, like you do, and Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous came on and it made me think about their other song about people going ‘hur dur ur famous and rich now aren’t you ashamed that ur first real big song was making fun of---”

And you know what Good charlotte are up to?? Me either! Joel Madden married Nicole richie and had some kids and that’s about all I know! 

Because there’s a huge difference between ‘i was poor and homeless as a kid and worked for everything i have and now i am living very well and i also mind my own business and just live my life’

and ‘i am so ungodly rich that i will kill a bunch of people and can pay a good lawyer to fix it no biggie’

Context matters. And so does math? Numbers are hard but my GOD there is a difference between a trillion and a million and it is unfathomable. UNFATHOMABLE.

Here’s a really convenient way to contextualize the difference between a millionare and a trillionare. 

There are just over 7.6 billion people on the planet. Assume each person is worth one million dollars. If John Boyega is worth 6 million, that’s six people. Jeff Bezos could buy every single person on the planet 131 times. 

just a psa since a number of people have reblogged this tagging it as temuera morrison: This Is Not Temuera Morrison. the two dont even look alike, the only thing thats similar about them is that theyre both māori. PLEASE sit and think for a bit about why looking at a middle aged māori man and assuming its temuera morrison might be just a little bit, if not incredible, racist.

Fun fact

Native Americans weren’t allowed US citizenship until 1924.

Let that sink in. We lived here first…for thousands of years. And less than a hundred years ago we were finally given citizenship.

We also fought in WWI despite not being US citizens.

In Arizona, natives weren’t granted the right to vote until 1948. Think how that type of neglect ties into resource colonization as infrastructure was developed within years prior. 

In addition: the indigenous peoples of Canada were not recognized as Human Beings until the year 1960. Now let that shit sink in.

In the US it wasn’t until 1968 that the Indian Civil Rights Act was passed and allowed for the right to freedom of speech / assembly / press, a jury trial, the right to an attorney etc. It’s so fucking frustrating.

and it wasn’t until 1978 that we were legally allowed to practice our own religions. in a nation founded on religious freedoms, it was illegal to practice our own religions. in our own country. how fucked up is that?

Aaaand Native Americans weren’t entitled to their own languages (had no legal rights to teach them in their schools, use them in business) until the Native American Language Act of 1990.

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I teach this to my students, because NONE of it is in a single textbook. This is and act of indoctrination

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

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Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

Didn’t know this.

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Reblogging again

THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

S I G N A L B O O S T

Reblog forever ! 

Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.

im incredibly grateful for this

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Wondering how the word gypsy is a racial slur? Why are you referring to it as the G word when it literally means a free spirited traveller. What is so offensive about that?

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Let me tell you a story, ignorant one. 

Once upon a time, there were a group of people migrating from northern India and Pakistan after the invasion “of the Persian Muslims who have since settled in Trukey, all of Europe, and the Americas These people are called the Rromani.” (x)

Once the pale bird feces people of Europe came into contact with the Rromani, they believed them to hail from Egypt, thus calling them Gypsies. 

Now about what disgusting white people like you have been trying to turn this racial slur into. There is nothing about being a free spirited traveller if you’re called such a word. What is up with white people romanticizing everything to make it seem all nice and rainbows for them?

“They were not nomadic by choice. They moved around because they had to… they were persecuted everywhere they went, and still are, to this day. They were persecuted alongside the Jews in the Holocaust – the Roma & Sinti”. They were forced to have this sort of nomadic lifestyle because “no country wanted them there”. (x)

Let’s not forget these lovely things Rromani people did and still go through because of who they are:

  • “Forced sterilization (yes, it is still happening)
  • Eviction
  • Harassment (by law enforcement as well as civilians)
  • Fingerprinting (this is happening in Italy right now – all Romani people are being fingerprinted, simply because our race is considered ‘criminal’)
  • Concentration camps
  • Starvation
  • Exclusion from public schools and welfare programs
  • Bombings (it is not uncommon in places like the Czech Republic for people to throw molotov cocktails into the windows of Romani homes)” (x)

“First and foremost: THE WORD “GYPSY” IS AN ETHNIC SLUR. It is a pejorative. It is an exonym that is hurtful and offensive. You need to accept this, period.

We are NOT your halloween costume. We are NOT your flowy skirt. We are NOT your fashion sense. We are NOT your wanderlust. We are NOT ‘boho.’

Gypsy is not fashion. Gypsy is not traveling. Gypsy is not a headband or a costume, or boho, or a long skirt.

Gypsy is a hurtful ethnic slur used to refer to the Romani people.

We cannot seem to emphasize this enough to people. This word is a slur. It was created to be a slur. Its meaning does not change. It will always be a slur. It will always be offensive.

‘The word is not yours. It’s ours. We can use it as we see fit. You cannot.’ - biggadjeworld 

We are a real people, with traditions, culture, and colorful heritage that spans centuries.” (x)

The “x”s in the post refer to sources you can click on and educate yourself with. On those pages, there are more links to become familiar to this slur and the Rromani people.

Also, don’t forget to stop by thisisnotromani!

- Jess

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This is some shit that the witchcraft and neopagan communities really need to get straight. You are not a “gypsy” witch, that does not make you mystical, you are not special, you are just racist. V sorry.

I REALLLYYY need everyone to read this at least three times so there is no chance for confusion.

This is important! In America we are not used to hearing it as a slur, so it can be hard for us to realize it’s one if we don’t run into it or seek it out. Fly across the pond and say it you will get VERY different responses. If you want replacement words for free spirit and bohemian aesthetic, just use “free spirit” or “hippie” or even “flower child” honestly. Hippie Witch sounds more catchy anyway 🌻

Never appropriate someone’s culture for the sake of ‘aesthetic’!!! Learn the history of the words you use. Respect people. Say what you mean (and if you use these slurs, you MEAN to be racist, no two ways about it!). If “free spirited traveler” appeals to you there are suggestions above- other suggestions:

Traveling witch, footloose, wanderlust, free-wheeling, free lance, roaming, nomadic, mugwump, beatnik, avant-garde, offbeat, alternative, idiosyncratic, arty, outlandish, backpacking, bird of passage, excursionist, explorer, gadabout, globetrotter, landloper, adventurer, nonjuror (like conjuror!), pereginator, peripatetic, rootless, scatterling

Thank you for educating people about this!

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Many people still don’t know this! I told someone in a mom group I was in. I say was bc I left soon after bc some people were being intentionally bigoted “OMG everyone is so sensitive these days. You’re too PC. I don’t care. I’m still going to use the word.” Major yikes! But I already knew that there are racist in this town :/

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

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LGBT+ Fantasy/Fiction Books and TWs

1. Carry On by Rainbow Rowell-

(Fantasy, Witches, Vampires, kind of Harry Potter-y, Romance, TW for mention of suicidal ideation/self-destructiveness, abandonment, foster care, neglect, murder/violence, gun violence and relationship issues in the second book. It has some heavy topics but is written in a pretty light tone.)

2. Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston-

(enemies to lovers, about the son of the President and the Prince of England getting into a fight, they have to fake a friendship to fix their PR situation, TW for being publicly outed and semi-graphic sex scenes, also often politically charged discussions)

3. Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller-

(Ancient Greece, demigods, exile, TW for war/violence and tragedy, homophobia, bad parenting)

4. The Foxhole Court by Nora Sakavic-

(It’s about the mafia/college sports and happens to have a compelling queer storyline in the process. Demisexual main character and other gay characters. (slow burn, it’s a trilogy and the romance doesn’t happen in the first book) TW for a lot of things, it’s about kids from broken homes and the mafia so there is abuse, self harm, murder, police intervention, organized crime, drug use, assault, rehab, all kinds of weapons, manipulation, slurs, etc. The second book has mentions of r*pe (not extremely graphic but it is mentioned a handful of times and there is one semi graphic scene), and torture. It is a great series but it has heavy content and is not light reading if you go in unprepared.)

5. The House on the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune -

(MLM, fantasy, found family, heartwarming romance, magical creatures)

6. Heartstopper by Alice Oseman-

(MLM, graphic novel, slow burn, coming out TW for anorexia and homophobia)

7. The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater-

(Fantasy, about a secret private school, slow burn)

8. They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera-

(Bisexual Latino characters, whole story takes place in 24 hours because at about midnight- aka the start of the book- they get a phone call saying they’re gonna die, TW for death, family in hospital, violence, police intervention, and foster care)

9. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo-

(queer characters (but no romance in the first book)

10. The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee (Historical Fiction Romance, Travel/Journey, Best Friends to lovers, MLM characters. TW for abuse, homophobia, racism, suicidal ideation, alcoholism, depiction of epileptic seizures, gun violence, and discussion of insane asylums)

11. In Deeper Waters by FT Lukens-

(Royalty, kidnapping, MLM characters not being released until April but it looks great)

12. Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz-

(coming of age story, MLM, TW for violence/injury, surgery, transmisogyny, homophobic violence)

14. We Contain Multitudes by Sarah Henstra-

(coming of age, friendship and romance)

15. Love and Other Curses by Michael Thomas Ford-

(magical realism, a curse about falling in love)

16. More Happy than Not by Adam Silvera-

(MLM main character, YA, “it's about a boy who is considering a memory-alteration procedure to forget he's gay because leading a life as a straight teen would probably be way easier for him. It's about science versus nature, friendship, sexuality, and a quest for happiness.” About the happy ending and how even bad moments lead to good. Hopeful but despairing. TW for medical procedure to erase sexuality, internalized homophobia, homophobia from others, depression)

17. I Wish You All the Best by Mason Deaver-

(Nonbinary main character, nonbinary muslim side character, romance/love and building a family out of people you care about. About finding your voice. TW for coming out and misgendering, family rejection/struggle)

18. We Are Okay by Nina LaCour-

(WLW, moving out and coming of age, self-discovery and childhood romance, TW for loss, depression, loneliness)

19. The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness-

(Contemporary, about the normal people’s lives while living among Chosen Ones. Family/coming of age/acceptance story. TW for monsters, apocalypse, violence/explosions, anorexia, anxiety attacks, unrequited romance)

20. Lizard Radio by Pat Schmatz-

(Dystopian story about a teenager struggling with their gender identity, TW for abandonment, oppressive government, outlawed homosexuality)

21. Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas-

(trans main character, hispanic characters, paranormal YA mystery with MLM characters)

22. Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat-

(Bisexual main character, TW for kidnapping/stockholm syndrome, abuse, sex scenes)

23. Witch Eyes by Scott Tracey-

(fantasy, MLM, supernatural)

24. Simon vs the Homosapiens Agenda by Becki Albertalli-

(romance, MLM, coming of age, TW for a closeted boy being blackmailed)

25. Fun Home by Alison Bechdel-

(WLW, graphic novel, coming of age, TW for csa, pedophilia, teacher/student relationships, none explicit if my memory serves correct)

26. George by Alex Gino-

(Trans girl, slice of life, coming out story, TW for deadnaming, homophobia, transphobia)

27. Afterworlds by Scott Westerfield-

(WLW, supernatural, fantasy)

28. Witchmark by C.L. Polk-

(MLM, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, mystery, Alternate universe post WW1, TW for murder/war, depression/angst)

29. The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling-

(WLW, Sci-Fi Horror, dystopian future, fictional planet, TW for psychological/emotional horror, toxic relationship, death)

30. The Culling by Steven Dos Santos-

(MLM, Dystopian Fantasy under a totalitarian, extremely cruel government. People must undergo ‘the trials’ in order to work for a government task force- if you fail at any of the trials you are forced to participate in the Culling, where the member has to choose a family member of theirs to die. TW for death, extortion, brutal violence, murder, totalitarian government)

31. Deposing Nathan by Zack Smedley-

(MLM, about a court case regarding the main character and his best friend- deals with breaking points in friendships and how people and perception change. TW for biphobia, gay bashing, legal trial, abuse, knives, violence)

32. Ziggy, Stardust, and Me by James Brandon-

(MLM, Gay main character, historical fiction (Vietnam war), about a character dealing with his alcoholic father and family issues who creates a fictional world to cope where he can be out and openly himself. Coming of age. TW for bullying, alcoholism, institutionalized homophobia, familial homophobia, war mentions)

(this list is a WIP and anyone can add to it! If I need to add TWs or further explanations let me know!)