EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT

I want better for you guys

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

streaming videos game to leila is an experience like no other because she gets a first hand look at how abhorrently stupid i am like looking at a hedgehog getting his head stuck in a paper towel roll

leila had to watch me live as i forget what buttons do what in a game where you literally only use 3 at most. she was forced to watch me in hotline miami take 5 seconds to press a button to lock on a motherfucker w my gun. 5 more seconds of silence. and then i throw the gun instead of shooting it

THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU WOULD GET IN EXECUTION STATE AND JUST KEEP MASHING SPACEBAR

sometimes i would bust into a room w 2 guys w guns in it and just fucking STAND THERE

like a solid hour of me begging parker to use guns like on my knees begging parker to just use a fucking gun

Some fan art for myhouse, been utterly captivated by it

breathing hard rubbing my hands together saving recipes for all the little treats i want to bake this fall

cider pumpkin waffles with salted maple butter

apple pie french toast casserole

baked pumpkin cream cheese french toast

mulled apple cider donut holes

pumpkin chai snickerdoodles

cream cheese filled pumpkin bread

pumpkin bread truffles

apple pie cupcakes

baked pumpkin custards with maple mascarpone whipped cream

apple shaped steamed buns with apple pie filling

cinnamon apple cream puffs

pecan shortbread cookies with maple glaze

did kakyoin ever win a fight

it aint about that

kakoyin’s biggest W was making a baby eat shit

Art majors be like I have art due tomorrow

“It's taboo to admit that you're lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend most of your time with Netflix or that you haven't left the house today and you might not even go outside tomorrow. But rarely do you ever tell people about the true depths of your loneliness, about how you feel more and more alienated from your friends each passing day and you're not sure how to fix it. It seems like everyone is just better at living than you are. A part of you knew this was going to happen. Growing up, you just had this feeling that you wouldn't transition well to adult life, that you'd fall right through the cracks. And look at you now, it's happening.”

Heres a link to Ryan O'Connell's original piece

For context hes a writer and actor who's gay and has cerebral palsy.

i don't want boy pussy i want Man CUNT i want that pussy that's gonna grab my dick and shake it FIRM like a job interview

if it aint shaking me like a wild dog RIPPING a pillow i don't want it

핫팬츠 입어줘라 바이커

actual worst team up of the evil dark ages

*does two quarter-circle motions with my steering wheel and hits the horn, causing the mercedes benz currently trying to kill me for going 58 in a 60 zone to bounce harmlessly off my super's startup i-frames before being instantly atomised in a burst of nuclear fire*

splendid

american suburbs