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Thinking Akutagawa still being conscious and aware while under Brams ability unable to stop himself from his actions. Knowing that he is the reason Gin got turned because he is the one who attacked and turned Higuchi when she was just happy to see that he was ok. Maybe wondering if the streets would have been a kinder fate for her than this. Trying to lash out and fight Fukuchi who parades him around like a dog. Forcing him to bite and take Jouno, forcing him to fight Atsushi. And the whole time silently screaming, unable to open his mouth until Fukuchi wants him to show his teeth

something to be said for the tragedy of the ipre’s ending. like, they aren’t living on their homeworld. can you imagine? finally being able to stop running after all that time, and you don’t even get to go home? having to carve out a life for yourself in another world? not even the small things, they do find homes in faerun, i don’t doubt that raven’s roost is the place magnus thinks of when he thinks of home, and some of them didn’t have much in the way of homes on twosun to begin with. but they have no history there. they didn’t grow up immersed in this world. it’s deeply unfamiliar. they don’t know the stars or the geography or the history of faerun. how many songs and landscapes and pieces of art do they remember from their homeworld, that no one else around them knows? how many places are they never going to see again? how many times do you have to look at an unfamiliar map and an unfamiliar land before it starts to feel like home?

Yall are so real for this

I've seen some posts speculating that the paparazzi would assume that Kravitz is just Taako’s boy toy, but I think we're missing out on the fact that both Taako and Kravitz love to lie and grift. Like Kravitz canonically impersonated a god in an attempt to get Merle to crystallize himself. He uses a British accent for his job AS THE GRIM REAPER just for funsies

So might I suggest: whenever anyone asks Kravitz a personal question, he and Taako will just blurt out whatever batshit lie comes to mind and they will spend the next ten minutes "yes, and"-ing each other until the question asker has to leave

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

uhhhhhhh

Oh, my superpower? I’m never reading AO3 when it goes down :)

I’ve thoroughly eaten my words. I am a big enough man to admit this

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Oh, my superpower? I’m never reading AO3 when it goes down :)

I’ve thoroughly eaten my words. I am a big enough man to admit this

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

not to be dramatic but disliking miles morales is a red flag imo

Poe (BSD) headcanons because I'm bored and want to blink obnoxiously at @parkerthejester (Yes some are based after the actual author Edgar Allan Poe)

-He never had close relationships with any children his age and didn't have a home life that gave him adequate attention so he would disappear into his own stories. That lack of meaningful interactions as a kid led to his severe anxiety

-He struggled heavily with alcoholism and depression when he was younger like his namesake. He felt alone, lost, and didn't know what to do with his life. After being beaten by Ranpo he focused on writing the mystery novel to best him. It gave him something to latch onto and finally, a reason to life even if it seemed rather mundane to others

-Karl works as a service animal helping for when he gets overwhelmed by crowds and public or his depression gets too bad. He often grabs his psychiatric medication if he forgot to take them or does not have the energy to get up

-He handwrites all of his first and second drafts of a story and only types them up once it has been completely finished and needs to be shared with another but he always keeps a complete handwritten version to give to Ranpo

-Louisa and him still get coffee together every once and a while where they both sit there in silence and work on their own things, a social interaction with no pressure of conversations and they both love it

For anyone seeing this, please feel free to add on because I'd love to see more

:33333 I have a couple very mundane ones to add

- He really enjoys classical music, especially the violin and piano, but like a true and real American he has a soft spot for country music. (Mostly the actually good stuff that isn’t just boot licker music, like stuff that women write about killing their husbands or men that just really love their dogs)

- He doesn’t particularly like sweets but he buys them a lot anyways for Ranpo

- He can’t really bake except for a couple really specific things because he prefers cooking and when things leave some stuff up to the decision of the person cooking, like how much spices to add and etc.. He thinks of recipes like books, like there should still be a few gaps to fill in

- Even though he doesnt prefer baking he still learns how to bake sweets for ranpo (he says its because processed sweets can get really expensive, but the excuse falls through because he’s loaded) (its really just because he likes doing things for Ranpo) and he makes a killer brownie

- He went through a really long period as a kid (about a year) where he was completely nonverbal and had almost constant anxiety attacks and that was when he got Karl

Why am I always wokke up with bug bite

And not human bit ??

So much for the toblerone left!

If u dont fuck with fat bitches kill yourself for real