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parker

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Re-Animator (1985) and Saw (2004) and Evil Dead and other stuff

I love bride of reanimator so much because herbert is completely out of his fucking mind by this point and yet literally nobody cares or is doing anything about it lmao

Herbert: i made a chemical compound that causes instantaneous heart attacks Specifically to murder things so i can continue my fucked up experiments

Dan, well beyond the point of actually giving a shit:

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

the funniest thing abt re-animator to me is that herbert consistently has absolutely 0 plan for what to do when he actually re-animates the dead. oh yeah let's just stick a syringe in this corpse's arm and see what happens. sounds fun. i'm sure it won't try to kill us like the 29593285 other times we tried this

when you hear a trans man saying he likes 80s movies, you know you'll hear some weird shit. green liquids. guy chopping his arm off with a chainsaw. talking evil plant. gay ass vampires. what the fuck

I haven't been able to get out as much as I'd like to the picket lines, TAG solidarity all the way babyyyyy, but if you come across a nerd with this sign it's me!

Did I forget how to spell "plagiarist" initially cause I got so excited by the pun idea? You betcha.