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Paresh Maharaj

@paresh92

ENFP. He/Him. Aspiring lawyer and incessant talker. You've been warned.

Oh dear.

So as some of you may know, I love to point and laugh at bad legal arguments. And as fun as legal dumpster fires are when they are made by people who aren’t lawyers but think this whole “law” thing seems pretty simple, it’s even funnier when an actual, barred attorney is the person dumping gallons of kerosene into the dumpster.

And oh boy folks, do I have a fun ride for y’all today. Come with me on this journey, as we watch a lawyer climb into the dumpster and deliberately pour kerosene all over himself, while a judge holds a match over his head.

Part two! My apologies for the accidental cliffhanger.

When we left off, a second attorney had just entered the picture, a Mr. "Steven Schwartz." However, I had recognized his name from somewhere...

these are getting a ton of attention on twitter so here for tumblr too, really cute fat girls from an advertisement for anti chafe cream

holy shit can we talk about these for a hot second here, they are so pure

these are cute (!!!), realistically proportioned, non-sexualized depictions of fat women’s bodies, in a recognizably standard anime style

these characters have big arms, round faces with double chins, wide frames (that don’t conform to the hourglass huge-hip/tiny-waist/enormous-boobs “acceptable fat” model), and are presented in poses that read as happy, excited, fun-loving, and even flirty (but again, not overtly sexual - these are obviously characters, not simply bodies for consumption) 

and they still look like they could be right at home on the pages of a shoujo manga

so i don’t ever wanna hear anybody say again that they can’t draw fat people because they don’t fit your “style” or you think they can’t be cute or pretty or non-fetishized. that’s a load of fatphobic crap and you need to do better. learn from this.

[ID: five screencaps from an advertisement for anti chafe cream. All of them feature fat girls, drawn as cute illustrations in a typical manga style. You can see them in casual everyday outfits, smiling into the camera, going out with friends, and also using the advertised anti chafe cream on their ellbows and thighs. /ID end]

Naruto Chapter 247 - So far so godo. Mostly it’s oninous setups and “first say of high school look how much everyone changed over summer break” vibes, curious to see where we’re heading next.

The ultimate forbidden jutsu; the power to turn a nuggie back into a chicken

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wednesday night mood

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this is a current mood

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TEAR IT UP HARDSTYLE, JOE

imagine when going to the movies meant that somebody would be performing the live soundtrack and sound effects on one of these

THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED AN AMERICAN PHOTOPLAYER AND THE PERFORMERS NAME IS JOE RINUAUDO HE HAS A WHOLE YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE HE RECORDS SONGS SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN FOR THE PHOTOPLAYER

Naruto Chapter 216 -

Kimimaro: *attacks Gaara*

Me: Can we really say he’s bad? Perhaps evil is merely a matter of perspective. Ninja are a morally dubious by the very natue of their work.

Kimimaro: *attacks Rock Lee*

Me: This ghastly villain. This immoral beast. He must be stopped before he harms my sweet, innocent son.

GAWD I din’t even know what’s happening here any more. It’s like Kishimoto left his body horror meatloaf in the oven too long, but hot dang it looks great.

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*tucks away "body horror meat loaf" in a folder labeled Future Insults*

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

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THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

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Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

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thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

PhD group chat

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ALL SQUDYS AND OCTYS ARE AMAZING!