I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

THE TIME HAS COME

It’s so weird that Daisy Ridley is eyeballing that Lara Croft role in the Tomb Raider reboot, like, sure Star Wars was really big but you can’t just be a beloved space hero in one franchise and also be a big name as some kind of combat archeologist. Who’s ever doubled up like that?

why didnt zootopia have an underwater zone full of like fish prey and shark predators underwater worlds are so fun and beautiful and it would have been so cool and creative and i want it

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me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
me: thats a sign of depression
me:
me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

also I just got an ad for 7-Eleven on Tumblr Dot Com that was entirely in Japanese, and if that doesn’t perfectly encompass how Yahoo fucked this site up, I don’t know what does.

me: *logs the fuck onto tumblr dot com*
me: oh boy i'm two whole days behind
followers: no
me: time to rebl-
followers: NO
me: -og everything of interest since I last-
followers: NO. NO NO NO.
me: -logged in! ;)

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

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It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

It looked a little something like this

and it was absolute hell

me: I would love a sandwich

beach sorceress: we don’t like to be called that