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@parentalnaco

Name is Jess. They/Them. I like photography, D&D, and a variety of other things. 26 and counting.

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

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I'll be looking after Enrico Benzing, an Italian man who designs race cars.

Frank Westerton, British stage and silent film actor who even performed on Broadway.

like in the kindest way possible you don’t have to like the word queer that is 100% up to you but people are going to continue using it

if someone uses the word to refer to you and you say “don’t fucking call me that” you should definitely be listened to and you should not have to identify with a word you strongly dislike. but if you look at a queer group of people that say “hell yeah we’re queer and we love it!” with nothing but disgust in your heart for them, that is. a you problem

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Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

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HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

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I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

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They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

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“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

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“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

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I'm sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

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Have A Nice Day!

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HAVE A NICE DAY

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Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.