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@paranormalpaleontologist

Self proclaimed fastest cowboy in the West
My name’s Bowie
He/him

This is an important message that needs to get out to Jerma985!

There is a gang war in Las Vegas. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Jerm. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Las Vegas, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in Las Vegas.

I just worry about their safety.

Jerma985 stay safe! <3

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

getting good at fighting games is like repeatedly hitting yourself in the penis with a wooden mallet until you can understand the speed and weight of the mallet. then you start hitting other people in the penis with the wooden mallet

And for games like GuiltyGear and Blazblue you have to use that mallet weight and velocity calculation to carefully construct a fucked up Rube Golberg machine that will most likely either disintegrate your own penis or kinda hit the other person maybe

MANIFESTING Barbie Movie having a horrifying Truman Show-esque plot twist. I want this to be our generation’s The Planet Of The Apes’s Statue Of Liberty Moment. Give me a Matrix plot line

I want Barbie 2023 to be fun and glittery and silly and to give me nightmares

I think it should be like when the Lego movie incorporates real people playing with the legos but with a more so lovecraftian horror vibe