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Blog update

So since I’m actually becoming a patent paralegal now, starting in September, I’ve been wondering what I should do with this blog. I obviously still love translation, interpreting and languages and I might come back to the language sector again in the future, but I won’t be focusing on it for the next two years. I’ll probably keep posting and reblogging language stuff, but it’ll likely be less content than in the past. I’ve also thought about posting about my experience of going back to vocational college in my late 20s (it’s surely gonna be weird) and some legal/law firm stuff. So for the next two years at least this blog is probably gonna be a mixture of langblr and lawblr, and less specific stuff about translation and interpreting. Idk if you guys are interested in that, but if you at any point feel that my content here isn’t something you’re interested in anymore, feel free to unfollow; I won’t be mad! (You can also follow my main @we-are-not-amoosed or my queer fandom/Star Trek sideblog @get-the-cheese-to-sickbay if you want to somehow keep up with me without having to follow this blog.) And if you have any suggestions what content you’d like to see in the future, I’d welcome that, too, of course!

I’ve also changed my url from lost-in-interpreting to paralegal-activity (based on “paranormal activity”) to reflect the career change, although what that’ll mean for the blog in particular remains to be seen.

If you are thinking about it on paper, the bus running every half hour doesn't sound so bad, until you're waiting at the stop and you miss a bus or it's delayed. Then you're waiting a very, very long time. To people who never take transit, that's probably fine. Why do you care. To people who only take transit, they're expecting it, it's baked in their lives. But the important part, what really impacts our cities, is what happens to people for whom transit is an option.

The spiral goes like this. You go to take the bus instead of driving, thinking "I'm going to o have a couple drinks" or "I don't want to worry about parking where I'm going." So you take bus. First bus is right on time. But then you transfer from your neighborhood line to the line that takes you where you actually want to go. And your bus is delayed. And it only comes every 30 minutes. And then you're waiting, 40 minutes later, wondering where your bus is, knowing you could have driven there in 20 minutes.

Why would you ever chose to take a bus again? The bus made you waste precious time on your day off just sitting there. So next time you drive. Ridership goes down. When the transit authority asks for more money for more buses and more drivers, people point to the ridership numbers and say "why should we pay for this instead of paying for our schools/police/baseball stadium/parks/police again (let's be real that's who's taking all the money)?" If we want to increase ridership we need to actually design and fund functional transit networks. If we want people to actually ride the bus we need to make it a better option than driving, which means reliable service, which you don't get with a bus every 30 minutes.

Every 15 minutes, everywhere, all of the time.

The amount of books I’ve read, work I’ve done, Duolingo lessons I’ve completed, and LSAT problems I’ve studied while waiting on public transit is astronomical.

You really do just “bake it in.” In Large Metropolitan City and want to ride public transit to the town less than 20 miles away? It’ll take almost two hours, and that’s not counting the inevitable random Friday during rush hour and Mercury is in Gatorade so your bus is 20 minutes late if it comes at all delay. God help you if you want to take the same route Saturday or Sunday afternoon (it isn’t running).

I live in a city that’s pretty accessible with public transit. I don’t have a car, and I don’t mind not having one.

But if I didn’t actively fill my inevitable-mass-transit delays with work and schoolwork, I’d go insane.

I drive to work because of this. I have to walk to the bus then walk to the train then walk to work, which all takes over an hour. The bus only comes once every thirty minutes, the train every fifteen. If either of them are a little late or a little early, I'm fucked, waiting a long time, possibly up to 30 or 45 minutes in the heat or cold or train. Or I can drive to work in 25 minutes.

I think I read that studies show that people only wait 10 minutes for transit. Any longer and they drive

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as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

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yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

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fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

(quietly cheers in support of the Welsh, and your language sounds beautiful, too)

drag them, wales!

Go Wales

the thing people need to get through their heads is what the original statement is:

W is a vowel, and LL and FF are single letters not two Ls or two Fs. Saying LL is two letters is as dumb as saying W is two letters just because it looks like two Vs.

We have a different alphabet, it just looks a lot like the english one.

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Welsh is, in addition, one of the oldest surviving indo-European languages. It dates back as far as 4,000 years and is one of the few surviving Celtic languages. 

HELL YES WELSH.

I will die on this hill. Languages are such a vitally important part of culture. The death of a language is a horrific and irreversible tragedy.

I stand with everyone who knows and defends their native language, and we all need to support speakers of indigenous languages. I wish I was a polyglot like my grandmother. I would absolutely start picking up declining indigenous languages just to help protect them.

I am thrilled to see all the efforts to maintain the Welsh, Irish, and Scottish languages. And making fun of them is honestly disgusting. It does not matter how you think it sounds as an outsider. Mocking people’s culture and language is gross. Fuck that shit. Especially when doing so is playing into an ongoing effort of colonialism and cultural genocide. The British government is still trying to destroy the Welsh identity. Mocking the Welsh language is an act of complicity with genocide.

Under the new rules, homes that are not occupied for at least six months of the year are subject to a tax of one per cent of the property’s assessed value. The deadline to rent out empty dwellings was July 1.
Fazli said many of the people he has talked to are thinking of renting or selling their properties. He recently met with a woman who owns three empty properties in Vancouver — and says one of them is now listed for rent, another will be listed shortly and she is thinking of selling the third.
“This is a scenario of someone who is kind of in a panic now and needs to rent them out,” he said. […]

amazing

Why were they empty?

they’re meant to be investment properties, bought, left empty, and then sold a year or few later for huge profit as housing values continue to rise. it’s a massive part of the bc housing bubble, and why despite so much new construction it’s still so difficult to find rental housing

the fact that these landlords are panicking because they might have to actually use their housing properties as housing rather than finance capital is deeply funny

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It should be more than a 1% tax rate though. I want it to be 100%. Torture them.

So this article is from 2017. Wanna know how it worked?

According to the most recent census data, Vancouver’s percentage of homes that aren’t occupied by usual residents dropped from 8.2 per cent in 2016 (25,502) to seven per cent last year (23,011). That marks the first decline in two decades, and Vancouver’s Empty Homes Tax (EHT) is being credited as a primary influence. Introduced in 2017, Vancouver’s one per cent tax on empty dwellings — properties unoccupied for six months of the year — was implemented to encourage real estate investors to transition their properties to long-term rentals rather than having them sit unused. Although industry experts are divided on how much vacancy taxes contribute to increased housing supply, a report by the City of Vancouver found the number of vacant homes dropped from approximately 2,200 to 1,600 between 2017 and 2020 after the tax was introduced. Meanwhile, Vancouver’s EHT generated $33.6 million in revenue in 2018, $23.3 million in 2019, $27.9 million in 2020, and $20.8 million as of December 2021, helping to fund affordable housing initiatives in the city. After staring out at one per cent, the tax was increased to 1.25 per cent in 2019 and more than doubled to three per cent last year.

So, fuck yeah it helps! Reduced empty homes, they’re raising the tax, AND using it to help fund affordable housing.

It’s a start.

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

Today’s niche IP law meme brought to you by the I-hate-trademarks crowd

Guess who signed up for an international trademark course 🙃 I am going to be in a hell of my own making from next month on 🙃

I’m still mostly annoyed that I had to get up at 4.30 am every college day for two years to attend in-person classes at one of the three colleges in the whole of Germany you can study this job at, while patent lawyer trainees get online classes, but frankly, with all the administrative incompetence and patronising bullshit I dealt with these past few years - stop complaining you don’t get any patent/IP paralegal trainees, think about why that is and what you’re gonna do about it. Because the job itself isn’t the problem - I’ve talked to lots people who said it sounded very interesting, but the minute I start talking about college and the bar association they’re like “nope nope nope” 🙃

Attorneys who bring their paralegals/assistants to court, why?

Would you please tell me (a layman who just started following you a few days ago) why you shouldn't do that?

Personally I think its tacky, and its really annoying when a paralegal tries to argue with me off the record.

​Me, if one of our lawyers actually took me to court with them

All rapidly approaching our 30s, my friends in the group chat are starting to realise that people our age are getting married and actually having kids on purpose. Someone remarked that it's starting to feel like peer pressure to also move forward in life. I had to say that it only counts as "moving forward" if that's the direction you wanted to go in the first place.

I mean fuck, I'm 29 and I've already avoided all the mistakes my parents made in their lives. Not marrying someone I don't even get along with, being stuck like that for 10 years, and then instead of getting a divorce or going to therapy, deciding to have kids with someone who doesn't even like kids. And I've never regretted not doing any of that.