LMAO

White People Problem #62

when your father only gives you a small loan of 1 million dollars

how do straight white boys survive in the real world

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

Steve Maraboli (via psych-facts)

the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series

llamas with hats and chill

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

I am trying this yesterday 

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

“Cock eyed”

Big Sean really fucked up Ariana grande