im short & bitter

Trying to keep up with the new episodes every week of all the shows I watch is basically like having a second job.

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

I reblog this a lot but it gives me chills every time i hear it

Was this Twenty-One Pilots? Definitely sounds like it.

This has cycled through my blog like 4 times now and I’ll continue to reblog it every time

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.

From the Mouths of Rapist: The Lyrics to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

i think this is the most powerful photoset i’ve ever seen on tumblr.

Reblogging until you understand why this song is so vile

You don’t understand how many times I keep telling my sister how fucking shitty and horrible this song is and she’s just like “I don’t care I still like it” nO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS SONG IS HORRIBLE AND I CANT BELIEVE IT WAS SO POPULAR

reblobbin this forever and ever

I’m self-centered & narcissistic but not vain or conceited. I only care about myself but I think I’m terrible

true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

a message for brown eyed girls 

yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it’s abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary. 

do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k

*me in a mirror*: 9/10 *me in a selfie*: 6.3/10 *me in a pic someone else takes*: -2/10 *me*: ??????????

fucking hell

Kidnapper: I have your son. Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please. Kidnapper: [holds the phone] Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)

los trastes!!

being fragile and sensitive is not a bad thing

sensitive people are the best at predicting how certain actions might effect others emotionally, and theyre the best at noticing & respecting the feelings of others

doing risky shit because you lowkey wanna die

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

Reblogging because I remember the days I had to do this so my baby girl could eat